...look I'm multi-tasking already what with steering and guzzling booze..
2007-06-18 08:58:15 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
use the bible to wipe up any spillage.
2007-06-18 09:01:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
1. If you're a religious person, then you need to get one of those hardhat beer drinking things. You know- the kind where you put a beer on each side of your head and it feeds down to your mouth with a tube.
2. If you're an atheist like me, then you need to fling the book out the window, use the beer hat, keep one hand on the wheel, and use your other hand for your cigarette- or whatever.
2007-06-18 09:21:51 · answer #2 · answered by purpledeucegirl06 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, according to my drinking & driving ettiquitte manual, the proper place would be your lap..leaving you one hand for the cell phone & the other for a the beer can...or cig, if you so prefer. The rosary beads always to be hung on rear view mirror , so that the hail marys can be chanted during rush hour...
2007-06-18 09:06:29 · answer #3 · answered by zen 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Why do people drink & drive?
For thier actions others might die.
When will they ever learn... When will they ever learn?"
Sister killed by drunk driver, left in ditch to die,
Lost other friends & family members to drunk drivers...
Who next? Can you mulit task that one????
http://www.geocities.com/dammdrinker/
http://www.madd.org/
2007-06-18 09:07:32 · answer #4 · answered by Bluelady... 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Put it on the console between us and I'll put lines of coke on it driver goes first. God I am going to Hell aren't I?
2007-06-18 09:17:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
not funny. I have a sponsee that decided to go drink and drove, she's on day 6 of a coma, bleeding in brain, 2 collapsed lungs, 2 broken legs, broken nose, aneurysm on one side of brain, broken elbow. She's so critical they've been unable to do anything but keep her alive.
Is that funny? I don't think so.
2007-06-18 09:01:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
Use both hands drive with your feet, so does the bible actually sound believable when drunk.
2007-06-18 09:05:10 · answer #7 · answered by Closed 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
you shouldnt have a bible. Try a prayer book, you better be praying while you do that, have it in your left.
it also wouldnt hurt to swallow painkillers, and have a copy of "How to stop being a retard for dummies" in your left hand.
Drive with your foot, drink with your other foot.
2007-06-18 09:01:51 · answer #8 · answered by Flaming moose 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Bad Boys Bad Boys What cha gonna do when they come for you....???
Trust me they will!
2007-06-18 09:12:36 · answer #9 · answered by My Nut!!! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Put the Bible between your legs, hahaha.
2007-06-18 09:01:29 · answer #10 · answered by funnygrrl19 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
get the bible on CD. or, if it's for show, use your knees to steer........much more exciting that way anyway
2007-06-18 09:01:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋