2007-06-18 07:40:41 · 39 answers · asked by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Walk up to a table full of women in a restaurant, grab their bill, along with your "visa" & say: "It's all on me!" -& pay for it, I did that one night, -then noticed I blew $100.00 bucks that night!
2007-06-18 07:50:19 · answer #1 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I love ya, Man. No, really. I want you to know how I feel. I really love ya, man." This with his arm around my neck and his beer breath in my face.
Now I explained to the dude, "You can say, 'I love you', but if you kiss me, I gonna have to hit you."
How can so much love always turn into a fight? Oh, that's right, You said we were drunk.
2007-06-18 08:30:02 · answer #2 · answered by Owl Eye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" but why DID you pull me over occifer"
"i'm not blowing in that...i don't know where it's been"
" walk on which line"
"i am NOT as think as u drunk i am"
2007-06-18 07:45:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom is hot
I love you
Should I pick the scabs?
Your sister let me
Do you take VISA?
2007-06-18 07:44:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let's take a road trip.
2007-06-18 07:51:44 · answer #5 · answered by rhonda y 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello Officer, would you like a *hiccup* beer?
2007-06-18 07:46:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you're kinda cute for a cab driver..want to see my room ?
or
I swear to DRUNK Im not GOD..officer
or
ANYONE SEEN MY PANTIES???
2007-06-18 07:44:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey, you know you and your mom have identical @sses.
Office hurry up, your wife is waiting for me.
2007-06-18 07:44:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love you
2007-06-18 07:42:56 · answer #9 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm single
2007-06-18 09:58:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋