Could you fill in the blanks for me?

Question

Here is something fun. Finish this story for me by filling in the blanks for me. Only ONE word can go in each blank.

I woke up this morning and _____ a clock – don’t ask me why or how. I had a lot to do today and really needed to pick up a ____ more than anything else. But first I _____ and dropped off a _____ for my mom, even though I could have _____ instead. On my way back, out of nowhere, this _____ came up to me and _____ at this _____ for no reason. I _____ like you wouldn’t believe. I guess I am just _____ or something. Then as the day ended, I _____ _____ _____ _____. So that was my day...

You guys answers should be interesting... Ha Ha!

Answer 1

ate
hooker
strained
turd
waited
mouse
man
ran
chicken
decided
to
go
home

Answer 2

I woke up this morning and THREW a clock – don’t ask me why or how. I had a lot to do today and really needed to pick up a GUY more than anything else. But first I CRIED and dropped off a SHOE for my mom, even though I could have SHOPPED instead. On my way back, out of nowhere, this ALIEN came up to me and KICKED at this TREE for no reason. I LAUGHED like you wouldn’t believe. I guess I am just BIPOLAR or something. Then as the day ended, I MADE MYSELF A PANCAKE. So that was my day...

Answer 3

I woke up this morning and threw a clock – don’t ask me why or how. I had a lot to do today and really needed to pick up a donut more than anything else. But first I pooped and dropped off a goat for my mom, even though I could have mailed it instead. On my way back, out of nowhere, this pumpkin came up to me and screamed at this treehouse for no reason. I farted like you wouldn’t believe. I guess I am just cute or something. Then as the day ended, I kissed my dog's nose. So that was my day...

Answer 4

I woke up this morning at 6 a clock – don’t ask me why or how. I had a lot to do today and really needed to pick up a hobo more than anything else. But first I napped and dropped off a duck for my mom, even though I could have let it fly there instead. On my way back, out of nowhere, this chimp came up to me and pointed at this nose for no reason. I laughed like you wouldn’t believe. I guess I am just hyersensitive to my meds or something. Then as the day ended, I found the random hobo. So that was my day...

Answer 5

I woke up this morning and *broke* a clock *nose*don’t ask me why or how. I had a lot to do today and really needed to pick up my *nose* more than anything else. But first I *sh*t* and dropped off a *man* for my mom, even though I could have *farted* instead. On my way back, out of nowhere, this *hobo* came up to me and *pointed*at this *puppy* for no reason. I *cried* like you wouldn’t believe. I guess I am just *gay* or something. Then as the day ended, I *laughed til I peed*. So that was my day...

Answer 6

[I am taking the time to do this because both kids are napping and no one else wants to pc just yet!]

I woke up this morning and cursed at a clock – don’t ask me why or how. I had a lot to do today and really needed to pick up a blackberry more than anything else. But first I showered and dressed, and dropped off a box of goodies for my mom, even though I could have eaten them myself instead. On my way back, out of nowhere, this squirrel came up to me and sniffed at this flip-flop for no reason. I trembled like you wouldn’t believe. I guess I am just not wanting to catch rabies or something. Then as the day ended, I took the laundry out of the dryer, moved stuff from the washer to the dryer, and started another load of clothes. So that was my day!

Answer 7

I woke up this morning and shot a clock don’ ask me why or how. I had a lot to do today and really needed to pick up a toilet more than anything else. But first I pee and dropped off a poop for my mom, even though I could have throw it out instead. On my way back, out of nowhere, this donkey came up to me and sings at this cat for no reason. I know like you wouldn't believe. I guess I am just stupid or something. Then as the day ended, I jumped over the rainbow. So that was my day...

Answer 8

730 am pick up a beer but first i peed dropped off a red rose for my mom even through i could of give her money to buy her own this moose came up to me said hello can i be your friend

dont know what else to say sorry
i tryed

Answer 9

Broke
toothbrush
used the restroom
letter
told her
jackass
said look
penis
laughed
crazy
took a picture to show my friends because they wouldnt believe how small it was.

Answer 10

broke,moving truck, bought,refrigerator,gave her a gift card,policeman,shouted,manikin i had sitting in the passenger seat,shouted back,sensitive to that kind of loud noise,replaced all four tires,

Answer 11

purpled
purple thing
purpled
purple
been purple
purple dog
threw purple
purply
purpled
purple
ate
some
purple
stuff