What happened I don't remember doing anything illegal
2007-06-18 06:59:40 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Don't worry. It's just me in a cop's uniform. Now open up the damn door so we can get to playing already!
2007-06-18 07:03:17 · answer #1 · answered by Caribbean Belle 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, dude, it all started when we stole the skunk and beaver costumes at the end of yesterday's Flag Day Parade. And then you wanted to see if a skunk could drink more vodka than a beaver. Then there was the foray through the grocery store before going into the library and reading children's books aloud while adding all kinds of obscenities... That was just for starters...
In any case it was fun and we looked super cool. But I have a bit of a rash on my arms and legs from the skunk costume. Police will probably be at my door next. Thanks for the warning.
2007-06-18 07:05:39 · answer #2 · answered by Penelope Smith 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask that five-foot statue of Ronald McDonald on your couch if he remembers anything. Deny picking him up while he was hitchhiking because that's illegal.
2007-06-18 07:03:26 · answer #3 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure it's the cops? If they're wearing crisp white coats, then they probably aren't cops. By the way, if they offer you a coat, it's not because it's cold outside...
2007-06-18 07:04:12 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Psychosis 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you have an old biddy for a neighbor who just loves to call the cops on you if you even looked at her funny or you didn't mow your yard as fast as she wanted.
(I had one of THOSE neighbors.)
2007-06-18 07:07:10 · answer #5 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's that rotting flesh stench coming from under your house, man couldn't you think of a better place for the body? You stink!!!
2007-06-18 07:02:31 · answer #6 · answered by messijessi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your best friend confessed that you and him were drug dealing with some strange peopel last night at about 11 PM.
2007-06-18 07:02:52 · answer #7 · answered by ☼Scientific Athletic♫ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the stupid pigs they got the address wrong again. I'm two doors down. They're always after me.
2007-06-18 07:03:13 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The drugs
2007-06-18 07:11:29 · answer #9 · answered by Shanna's Mommy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why aren't you answering the door?
2007-06-18 07:02:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋