2007-06-18 06:49:56 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A harpy who does the ironing and occasionally will catch, kill and smoke one of the satyrs playing around the house. She hands things out on request but she doesn't approve of my wardrobe.
I knew dating Zeus was a bad idea but his friends like me so here they stay.
2007-06-18 06:54:00 · answer #1 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boogie Monster
2007-06-18 06:52:31 · answer #2 · answered by Confusion With a K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No monster, but just beyond my closet, in the next room, is my mother-in-law. I'm certain she's a monster because every night that she comes home with AA batteries she can be heard screaming into the cold, misty air. I don't know what kind of monster that makes her, but I'm scared of those AA nights.
2007-06-18 09:47:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a little girl I would have told you that the booger man hides in there. And I probably would have told you that the tidy bowl man lives in the toilet, and to be careful or he would pull you in. Which to me was a very real concern. My Daddy always asked me when I got out of the bathroom, "Did you fall in?" And I thought, 'OMG is that possible? It must be the Tidy Bowl Man!:O'
As an adult, though, I have to say, I have seen something. I am not sure what it was, but, it was about 3 feet tall, and walked upright. It was hairy with pointed ears. It was in my apartment when I was a senior in high school. It stopped and stood in my door way for a moment. Then it ran down the hall. I got up to investigate after my heart began to beat somewhat normal again, I looked everywhere and it was gone. I was not drunk or high or anything, that was on pure air. I have no clue what it was, but I prayed that I would never see it again, and so far, I have not.
2007-06-18 07:02:21 · answer #4 · answered by tm1trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually my monster's name is Gunther and he lives in the basement not my closet. But he is a good monster he makes me french fries when no one else will.
2007-06-18 06:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ironing monster!
I swear the more I iron the higher the pile goes,it never goes down, so there must be a monster sneaking it all on top when I'm not looking.
2007-06-18 06:54:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cookie monster
2007-06-18 06:51:37 · answer #7 · answered by NYC-BIGCAT 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Addiction
2007-06-18 06:53:05 · answer #8 · answered by Junior 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mike and Sully 4rm Monsters inc.
2007-06-18 06:54:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The stink monster in mine, but we can smell him a mile off
2007-06-18 06:52:28 · answer #10 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋