Will you leave me if I greet you by singing "Hello Dolly" everytime we meet?

Question

I have to be the only person my age who has ever heard of this. I was raised watching musicals...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrHm4xDX4wY

Hello, ____, this is Natalie, _____, it's so nice to have you aback awhere you belong, you lookin swell ____, I can tell ____, you still glowin, your still crowin, ayour stil, goooooin strong...♥

Oh yeah, that would include an entire band following us around aswell.

Answer 1

If you wear the corset, flowing skirt, and the high ankle boots with the feathered hat, it might just be a turn on. However, I can't blow like Satchmo.

Answer 2

You have a band following you? What kind of band? Do they take requests? Do you think they would play "I Like the Way You Move," every time you approach me? Or what about "Do Wah Diddy Diddy,"? I'd like that.

Answer 3

I will love you always and forever!!! I'm stuck on these love songs, and will sing Danke shoen everytime we part!

Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen,
Thank you for all the joy and pain.
Picture shows, second balcony, was the place we'd meet,
Second seat, go Dutch treat, you were sweet.
Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen
Danke schien, darling, danke schoen,
Thank you for seeing me again.
Though we go on our separate ways,
Still the mem'ry stays for always,
My heart says, danke schoen, auf weidersehn, danke schoen.

Answer 4

Yeah.....I would....if you did it every time.....I would go stark raving mad....and take everyone I know on the one-way bus to the loony bin.....so somethings gotta give....you can leave and go sing on Broadway revival.....or I will wear ear plugs.

Answer 5

No, I would tie you up and gag you. Actually, that sounds like a good idea anyway.

Answer 6

lol
now, you gave me a song stucked in me head..hmm