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"Attention Wal-Mart customers...good news for all ladies between the ages of 18 and 40! There's an official melon tester in the produce department. Yes ladies, if you've always wanted to know how to have your melons tested for freshness, now's your chance! Head on over to produce right now!!! It's free, it's easy, and be sure to ask us about our special on organic all-natural cucumbers!"

2007-06-18 06:24:18 · answer #1 · answered by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 · 4 0

Attention all Walmart male shoppers:

Todays special is Me. So come on over to the Lingerae department so you can get a preview of some of our hottest new collections.

2007-06-18 06:15:53 · answer #2 · answered by purplelove 4 · 1 0

quite? in this worldwide, human beings are loopy. You in no way comprehend what they're going to do. It takes one man or woman to get on an intercom device and say something approximately leaving-i'm long gone. do not could tell me two times.

2016-11-25 21:15:22 · answer #3 · answered by molder 4 · 0 0

Due to a freak accident, the building must be evacuated. Everyone, find a shopping cart, and pedal it like a skateboard. It is not safe to touch the floor with two feet.

2007-06-18 06:18:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Wee Wan a tank yu fo choping in China, Amer- ica

2007-06-18 08:51:03 · answer #5 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 1 0

Brad pitt is in aisle 2 hurry

2007-06-18 06:16:17 · answer #6 · answered by freeperson 4 · 1 0

blue light special aisle 3

2007-06-18 06:15:48 · answer #7 · answered by Lorelai 5 · 2 0

Clean up on aisle seven

2007-06-18 06:14:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Everyone, go to Aisle 3, the manager is stripping!!!

2007-06-18 06:14:33 · answer #9 · answered by Confusion With a K 7 · 3 0

"Elvis has left the building, I repeat that I just saw Elvis leave the building out the side exit!"

2007-06-18 07:58:19 · answer #10 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1 0

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