I think one of mine has to be 'my knob tastes funny' said by Ralph Wiggum =D
2007-06-18 06:08:10 · 32 answers · asked by franevilbob 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television ➔ Comedy
The Simpsons rock!
When asked what his area of expertise is Homer replies
" Well I can tell the difference between butter and I can't beleive it's not butter"
" Oh my god! Tramapoline!Trambapoline!"
" where's the "any" key?"
" Saxamaphone!"
"it's true I'm a rageoholic. i just can't get enough rageohol"
" I'm shavin' my shoulders"
2007-06-18 10:59:14 · answer #1 · answered by tootnuts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh there are loads! But these are my favourites:
Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!
Homer: I think I'll make myself Vice President. No wait- JUNIOR Vice President.
Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
[Santa's Little Helper goes off running with George Bush, leaving Homer all alone]
Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush.
Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.
Homer: D'oh.
Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting?
Homer: Don't you think you're *under*reacting?
Lisa: This conversation is over.
Homer: This conversation is *under*.
Lisa: Goodbye.
Homer: *bad*bye
2007-06-18 06:23:54 · answer #2 · answered by kangaroo 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I remember a funny line from he episode where Ralph has a crush on Lisa and she asks Homer and Marge for advise on how to let him down gently. Marge says some constructive stuff and Homer just tells Lisa to say to Ralph "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."
2007-06-18 07:19:05 · answer #3 · answered by Chipmunk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl"
-Milhouse referring to his missing goldfish.
I could quote the Simpsons for days. My brother and I were just talking about the episode when Mr. Burns had a girlfriend and she left him for Snake and he was discussing with the Simpson family about how he could show that he was TOTALLY evil and decided he needed to grow a "devil-beard". So funny!
Oh...and to edit someone from earlier...Cletus says- "Hey, I bet I could call my ma from up here....Hey Ma!, Get off the dang roof!" _Some folk'll never lose a toe, but then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack jawed yokel!
2007-06-18 06:18:21 · answer #4 · answered by artsyfartsy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trying is the first step towards failure said by Homer Simpson.
2007-06-18 06:13:10 · answer #5 · answered by Fool in the Rain 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Kids, you tried your hardest, and failed miserably, so the moral of the story is, dont try."
-Homer Simpson
"Boy, if a strange man tell you to get in his van, i say DO IT!"
-Grandpa Simpson
"You made me a statue of Magilla Gorilla!!!"
-Homer Simpson
those are just a few of my favorites.
2007-06-18 06:27:11 · answer #6 · answered by watchwoman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ralph: Hello super nintendo chalmers.
2007-06-18 07:45:27 · answer #7 · answered by willie 57 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Principal Skinner...
"Class, we'll have to change the rules due to a certain student who shall remain nameless. We'll just call her Lisa S. No wait! That's too obvious....L Simpson."
2007-06-18 09:30:32 · answer #8 · answered by GK Dub 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After dropping his pie on the floor, Homer picks it up and starts eating it and between bites says " Mmm floor pie"
2007-06-18 10:42:59 · answer #9 · answered by slartibardfast_uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Burns: OK, Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.
Senor. Spielbergo: Schindler es muy bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo.
Mr. Burns: Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it!
2007-06-18 06:16:03 · answer #10 · answered by QPRfan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋