Just for the sake of being creative and to help me get writing ideas:
I found out last summer, the one thing you should never do with pork is...
2007-06-18 05:23:53 · 9 answers · asked by Dominus 5 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
let your pet pig watch you cook it.
2007-06-18 23:24:05 · answer #1 · answered by Swamp Angel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...eat it raw in the hot sun.
Eating pork in the hot sun. I fought the pork and the pork won.
Had no biscuits so I took some. I fought the pork and the pork won.
I miss my sausage, yeah I feel so bad.
I guess my meal is done.
It was the best meat that I ever had.
I fought the pork and the pork one, I fought the pork and the pork one.
2007-06-18 13:26:19 · answer #2 · answered by Unknown_Usr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use it as a pull to someone who has just found out that on top of their chemistry assignment thay have a drama one to do before tomorrow, because they will get very annoyed with themselves for wasting time answering meaningless questions on a board. =)
2007-06-18 13:23:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
boil it, as it lends a toughness to the meat similar to the leathery skin of an old man.
2007-06-18 12:28:53 · answer #4 · answered by Vandat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...put it in as an addition to the Immigration Law.
2007-06-18 12:28:41 · answer #5 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
use it as a peace offering to your Kosher inlaws
2007-06-18 13:42:44 · answer #6 · answered by shakesbear11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try to serve it to your Jewish friends.
2007-06-18 13:42:09 · answer #7 · answered by † Seeker of Truth † 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
make love to it.
2007-06-18 12:37:10 · answer #8 · answered by cigarsnbrew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...use it a swimming pool float.
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2007-06-18 12:37:39 · answer #9 · answered by WolverLini 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋