Can you name 10 positive achievements that The D.P.M. JOHN PRESCOTT has accomplished While in Office??

Question

Everyone is aware that the DPM "JOHN PRESCOTT" :-
Likes to Punch People---Desecrate the Countryside by building on Greensites---Use fast cars {2 Jags}---Has 4 Homes----Travels the world in pursuit of 'Scuba Diving' etc.---Has not had a proper job for months---Uses his Westminster Office for Sexual purposes--- Used His Diary Secretary for the provision of Sexual Favours---etc.etc.!

Someone out there in YAHOOLAND must be able to list 10 things that he has been responsible for which has been of benefit to the electorate---Is it you ??

Answer 1

His only achievement has been to be able to hold the office of DPM while proving time and time again that he has no talent, ability or intelligence to hold any public office. Mind you, that Blair has kept in in this job for so long makes one wonder about Blair's talent, ability and intelligence or is it simply that Prescott had something over Blair??????????????

Answer 2

a million. Auden Felix 2. Emmeline Amaya 3. Ezra Inigo 4. Willa Arwen 5. Elliott Hadley 6. Alice Aurelia 7. Atticus Emerson 8. Adelaide Milla 9. Seren Connor 10. Charlotte Francesca

Answer 3

Cannot think of 10, only 1. When my self esteem is low, and I see John Prescott talking on the TV, I realise there is at least 1 person in the world who is a lot more stupid than I am!

Answer 4

No, Voice of reason, I bet you can't - go on induldge us with the 10 positive things that he has done. You can't can you because yet again you are talking bollocks. Again you know as well as I know that John Prescott is a fat, lazy overpaid waster, however, you feel you have to stick up for him because you will blindly follow Labour at all times even when you know you are wrong. Take the Labour blinkers of now if you want.

Answer 5

I'll try:

1. He avoided the necessity for another poor sod having to give one to Tracey Templeton.

2. He reduced the necessity for people to cut the grass on the many greenfield sites he has permitted development upon.

3. He has reduced the worldwide pie mountain by a considerable margin.

4. He has demonstrated the art of pugilism by politicians when faced with a disgruntled voter. Actions speak louder than words - certainly his words anyway.

5. He has given much overtime to the Hansard scribes who must try to make sense of what he says in Parliament and transcribe it into logical English.

6. He has given great hope to all fat, balding, sweaty middle-aged men who thought that their chances of a fling with a (more attractive) younger woman were at an end.

7. He is proof positive that just because you bribe a senior politician with a cowboy outfit, it does not mean your application for a super-casino will be successful.

8. He has inspired a generation of uneducated, semi-literate boorish school-leavers who can barely string a sentence together than someday, they too can be DPM and have the trappings of high office.

9. ....erm.....

10. .....That's it.

Answer 6

The extra ten stone he has put on since holding the position DPM

Answer 7

Can't think of one let alone ten. He has managed to waste a vast amount of taxpayers money and is a hypocrite of epic proportions. It is easier to list his negative achievements.

Answer 8

He proved your never too ugly or too old to get your leg over. That's a positive achievement!

Answer 9

no, it's not me, though i could name you 100 posotive achievements of his that benefit John Prescott and friends.

Answer 10

i cannot name 1 it would be easier to name 10 things he'd ruined like transport, flats instead of houses etc.