What's the most embarrassing your child or kids said or done in public?

Question

or other kids you seen or heard about?

Answer 1

My little sister was with her girl scout troop visiting a retirement home. She asked an older gentleman in a wheelchair how he was doing, and when he didn't answer, she yelled out.. "UH-OH, SOMEBODY'S GRANDPA IS DEAD!"

Answer 2

I took my kids to the library (ages 3 months and a 2 year old). I was giving the baby kisses when my 2 year old screams on the top of his longs "Stop f*ucking the baby!" We had a little chat about not usind that word and I thought we were good but 15 minutes later, he yells "Don't f*ck the baby!" He tried to justify that he had said f*ck not f*cking so that must be okay. So we had another talk about not using any form of that word. We have been pretty good since (thank god!).

Answer 3

This is kind of gross, but it ALWAYS makes me laugh. It happened a long time ago, but My mom took us four girls (i have three sisters) to the mall and we made a restroom stop. There were a lot of women in there. My little sister was like 5 or 6? maybe. And she was taking a REALLY long time in the stall, my mom asked if she was alright... she said "Yeah, I'm almost done, I can feel my whole starting to spread."

Answer 4

my brother who was 3 at the time insisted he was strong enough to carry the gallon of milk to the cashier even though my mother insisted he let her put it in the cart...she gave in and let him carry it. right when we got to the front of the grocery where all the cashiers are he dropped it and it busted open sending milk down four different cashier isles. I was so embarrassed I thought I would die. Everyone's shoes were wet and they kept starring at us. The publix employee had to go get a mop, it was just a big scene.
Now he is ten and my mom still wont let him carry the milk**

Answer 5

Wow what a freat question! You get a star!
Apparently when I was little my mum went to the local store with me to buy some tampons. She really suffers with period pains and apparently as she bent down to pick some up she got a sharp pain and went "OW!" And the shop assistant said "are you alright love?" and I apparently said loudly "IT'S OK MY MUM'S JUST GOT SOME BLOOD."

How cringworthy is that!?

Answer 6

I remember a time I embarrassed my mother so badly... she told me to stop talking. We went down the shore and their where a lot of African American children. I got so excited- I screamed where did all the black kids come from!!! My mother tried to ignore me and told me to shhhh!! And innocently, I still continued to yell to her. I WANT TO KNOW WHERE BLACK KIDS COME FROM!!! WHERE TO THEY LIVE AND WHERE DO THEY COME FROM!!!
Everyone was staring at us and she made the family walk to a new section of the beach.
Then to follow up she gave birth to my sister a couple months later. At the hospital seeing all the babies for the first time through the window, I freaked out and yelled in front of 3 African American couples. "MOM CAN WE GET A BLACK BABY, I WANT A BLACK BABY!!" Thinking I could "pick" my sister.

Answer 7

Remember Ghostbusters? My son was really into that when he was little. One of the characters was named Peter, and my son had all of them. Well, he left Peter out on the lawn one day and I mowed him. He was a mangled mess, and my son was really upset, so I bought him a new one. Now that Shabbat, we're in Temple and my son turns to his mother, whips this little guy out and says "Dad got a new Peter mom!" Now, the people next to us could see what was happening, but you can just imagine what the ones in the back were thinking!

Answer 8

My two little cousins were in Wal Mart and my older cousin who had them was going through her purse. A maxi pad fell out while she was doing this and one little cousin said "Man. That's big band aid" and the the other little one said."No it's not. You put that in your panties when you cant hold your pee." The people in line started laughing and my older cousin was really embarrassed.

Answer 9

My wifes son who was fifteen decided to go to the store with her and his 18 year old uncle. They were walking around the store with a gummy bear stuck in his belly button and showing everybody.

another son of hers was five at a nice resturant and he was goofing off with the 18 year old uncle calling each other goofy names. Well the little one said you got a froggy on your nuts. He won

My little brother and me and my mom were at a denny's one late night around midnight and my brother was around 8. He was starving and my brother saw our waitress giving this older couple next to us their food. My brother stood up on his booth seat and yelled loud "Hey lady wheres our food dont you think my mommy doesnt have money to pay for it?" I complety turned 10 shades of red and slipped slowly underneath the table. He was crying and completely unaware what he just did. The poor old couple behind where he was sitting started choking on their food. I will never forget that night.

Answer 10

there was a kid at our campground who decided that he didn't want to go swimming anymore so he took of his suit and ran back to thier cabin completely naked!!! it was hilarious! he had to be about 3 and he was laughing because his mom was chasing him! I was luaghing for the rest of the weekend!

another naked moment...our neighbors have a daughter who is 3 she is always wandering around and ending up in ppl houses! well one day she decided to go for a ride in her little electric hummer...she was completely naked, she rode down to MAIN STREET before anyone noticed that she was gone! one of our other neighbor brought her back in her truck when she saw her driving around trying to cross the main street!

Answer 11

I took my little cousin to the bathroom at wal mart and there was a really big lady that went into the stall and he said that lady is not gonna fit in the stall. I tod him to stop talking and then he yelled "THAT FAT LADY FARTED LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I was so embarassed lol.