You know your a famous artist when?

Question

people write about what your artwork means
You can vomit on a paper and sell it for millions
You enjoy having nightmares so you can get inspiration
suddenly salvador dali is not crazy but a genius
You grow interesting facial hair
Paint is beginning to look delicious

add to my list

Answer 1

your "uninsipred" work is praised by all
you stop being crazy, and start being eccentric
your elementary school art teacher is asked about your early style and influences.

Answer 2

Leonardo Da Vinci

Answer 3

1. people you've never met leave you strange things in their will
2. you don't eat- food is another medium, so why waste it?
3. people are flattered when you insult them
4. you get marriage proposals from strangers-
those people are serious
5. you hate mondays. not because they mean work, but because that means another round of restraining orders to discuss with your attorney
6. sleep is but a fond memory. you just have periods of high or low caffiene/alcohol/drugs

Answer 4

You fall in love with someone you know you could never have, just to write about the chase.

Answer 5

1) People look for meaning behind stuff you did while drunk and stoned/ unconcious
2) The things you do that use to be wierd are now "inspiring" to others
3) You start hating your own art.

Answer 6

a sexy woman approaches you willing to make passionate love to you,and she starts stripping standing naked in front of you, and you grab a paintbrush and start painting her...

Answer 7

Absinthe is no longer strong enough.

Answer 8

You know the difference between your and you're

Answer 9

Everywhere I go, people know me/my name, & ask about my art. (that happens to me.)

Answer 10

people go thru your garbage