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I have a praying mantis...
but how do i know which religion he is ?

2007-06-17 12:30:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Other - Pets

16 answers

if his head starts bobbing, - Jewish
if his forearms start smoking - Pentecostal
if his bottom starts wagging..... - well, then he's just happy



:D

2007-06-17 12:38:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

A praying Mantis does not have a religon. It just looks like it is praying. Is this question a joke? That's why it is called a praying mantis.

Hope this Helps!

2007-06-17 12:41:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

Bound to be muslim - they have every intention of taking over the world.

2007-06-17 22:53:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Does it pray towards Mecca? If so, well there you go. If not, I can't help you.

2007-06-17 12:36:50 · answer #4 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 1 0

I was expecting a silly joke sooner or later.

2007-06-19 01:30:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

read him excerpts from different religious books such as the Bible, Kuran and others and see which one 'bugs' him the least!!

2007-06-17 12:38:25 · answer #6 · answered by Wise ol' poodle groomer 4 · 0 0

Why havent you brainwashed him yet?
Gosh your a horriable owner.

2007-06-17 12:36:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol -

I reached my question limit - and then I had company, but glad to see such great and imaginative questions and answers. -

2007-06-17 14:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle Wayne 3 · 1 0

What ever you do, don't let him near the FSM website..

2007-06-17 12:35:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You just wasted YOUR five points.

2007-06-17 14:44:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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