2007-06-17 12:02:43 · 8 answers · asked by SweetieGoat 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Dear. Lefty
I think that was from the movie..can't really remember right title but something like nutty professor.
you are cheating =(
2007-06-17 12:06:30 · answer #1 · answered by Nana 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks, she'd have her own projects
Yo mama is so fat that when she went outside she got stuck
2007-06-17 12:11:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sure, but I don't know any. They are new to my part of the country.
Edit: Ok. I think I have it now. Yo mama is so fat when she sits around, she really sits AROUND.
2007-06-17 12:06:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat that when I punched her in the gut yo uncle charlie popped out with a beard that hit tha flo!
yo momma so skinny that when it rains she can dogde the rain drops
2007-06-17 12:06:22 · answer #4 · answered by yadda yadda yadda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah here's mine:^^
yo moma so fat she got 2 zip codes
yo moma so fat her belt size be equator
yo moma so fat i made love to her then rolled over and i was still on her...
Nana - I know it's from the Nutty Professor..but they are my favorite yo moma jokes..so what...
2007-06-17 12:04:36 · answer #5 · answered by Lefty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here are mine:
YOUR MOMMA'S SO UGLY....
she put the Boogie man outta business.
when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
2007-06-17 12:09:03 · answer #6 · answered by shygal 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not really....
2007-06-17 12:08:31 · answer #7 · answered by Gabby 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
scuse me. thats not funny
2007-06-17 12:06:16 · answer #8 · answered by xoxo 3 · 1⤊ 6⤋