It involves me, my ex and a bathroom door I thought was locked! Oh, and a very surprised friend!
2007-06-17 11:19:06
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answer #1
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answered by Molly 3
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I lived in a small village in northern alaska, above the arctic circle most of my life, where there are no plate glass windows in the buildings. After the marriage ceremony, we went to a honeymoon starting in Anchorage, Alaska, staying at a hotel that had plate glass windows on the front entrance, floor to ceiling and wall to wall. They cleaned the glass so good, I thought I was going through an open door. I was walking fast because I was in a hurry. I hit my face straight on, hurting so bad and bouncing off the glass, fell backwards on the floor. Coming from a village, even I was in pain, I laid there, lifted up my head and looked around to see if anyone saw me. No one saw me, but I felt very stupid.
2007-06-17 18:28:27
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answer #2
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answered by Eskimo Hammer 4
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The school bus door opened for my at the time 6 year old daughter to get on, and the aide stepped out and said "How's it going today? You look a little under the weather." My daughter said "Oh, she's okay, she just has her period!" in front of all of the other parents and kids, including fathers!
I know people have been through worse, but that one sticks out in my mind the most.
2007-06-17 18:33:41
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answer #3
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answered by Teresa 5
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A Friend of mine passed away. Her family was really small, parents, a brother two cousins and her two children.
At the cemetery I stooped down to talk to her youngest daughter. I think she was about 10 at the time. Well. I lost my balance and fell over backwards, Knocked over a floral basket and knocked into the casket.
I know my friend had to be sitting on a cloud some where laughing herself silly.
2007-06-17 18:15:04
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answer #4
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answered by ♥♥The Queen Has Spoken♥♥ 7
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Years ago when I was a martini drinker I got bombed as I usually did. I went to the men's room .I was peeing in the urinal and a guy went to the urinal next to me and asked me a question. I turned toward him to answer and peed on his leg. He was shocked,thank God,so I zipped up and ran out of the place.
2007-06-17 18:27:16
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Jumped off my 15 foot high backyard fort into the snow as a 5 year old. Bruised my head and arms. Extremely dumb and embarrassing in front of my little friends...
2007-06-17 18:15:59
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answer #6
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answered by procrastinating... 2
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I was playing baseball and this guy hit a whopper, and as I was running back my pants got caught on the fence and they rip right off. Boy was I embarrass. It would have been funny if it was caught on home video, but thank God it wasn't.
2007-06-17 21:14:01
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answer #7
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answered by twopewsback 5
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a guy i liked was coming over and gave me like 2 minutes notice, and i didn't want him to think i was some lazy ***, and it was already 1 o'clock.. i didn't have any clean jeans, so i put the ones on that i wore the day before, well i hurried up and put them on and went to open the garage door, stood there for a second and he was just smileing and i was like wtf? he told me things weren't working out between us and that was fine because i seen it coming, but after he left i seen a dirty thong laying on the garage floor!{it was still in my jeans from the day before and had fell out the bottom of one of my pant legs!!!!} .... i was pretty embarassed.
2007-06-17 18:42:50
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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A very long time ago in nineteen fifty six I was caught skinny dipping with a neighborhood girl.
2007-06-17 18:35:53
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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I walked in on my wife having sex with the Postman....... Oh, I was so embarrased I didnt know where to put my face........
2007-06-17 18:13:08
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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