In the morning the first thing my fella does when he opens his eyes is fart, if I,m not already awake I am after that,then he goes for a pee and about 10 seconds later he farts again is this a man thing do they all have the same routine in the morning.
2007-06-17 09:41:49 · 29 answers · asked by suzanne w 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yes we do, and i hold my wife's head under the blanket
2007-06-17 09:46:04 · answer #1 · answered by freddy 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
when i first met my husband, i had all sorts of things up with me, went to docs and she said" youre in a new relationship arnt you, and you not farting in front of him are you, for gods sake start farting it is making you ill, SO since then i let it rip.... nothing wrong with it, all the better for being out, no bloated tummies. I eat weetabix every morning, boy... does that make you fart, but maybe i am different but you are right it is a man thing, but if you get on well together then no need to hold it, we are best friends and have a laugh......
2007-06-17 16:49:36 · answer #2 · answered by SUE G online 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a case of double standards. It's still annoying and gross though whoever does it. I think men and women probably need to fart equally but men are far more at ease with it. You know the drill ... society thinks it's grosser for a woman to fart than a man
2007-06-17 17:05:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband is exactly the same, he will wake up 1st thing is good loud ones, he will then sit on the loo for about 15 mins, he has the same routine every day.....
But its not just a man thing my mate will give any bloke a run for thier money, she don't care where she is or who she's with she will just let em rip, and she is not descreet
What a lovely question tho!!!!!!!!
2007-06-17 16:52:56 · answer #4 · answered by suenic40 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only way that I can give a correct answer on this dumb question is to say that all men with wives or girlfriends make an arrangement with each other to keep track of how many times each other lets a draft out of the back door and submit it to answers.
2007-06-17 21:38:53 · answer #5 · answered by Yafooey! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some women are more discreet. When some women...loose fart and burp when they get a chance for the kicks.
2007-06-17 16:45:01 · answer #6 · answered by narcisscus24 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first women do fart just not as much mainly most don't eat the same things as guy do and i only do that if i ate any kind of food I'm not suppose to eat like anything with cheese or onions .
2007-06-17 16:54:29 · answer #7 · answered by Sabamika 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA! That's hilarious....my son farts first thing in the morning too. I think you're right--they all have the same routine!
2007-06-18 11:11:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone does it, men see it as normal. Women tend to be more discreet but we still fart as much as men.
2007-06-17 16:46:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Women are just more discreet. Everybody farts a lot.
2007-06-17 16:45:58 · answer #10 · answered by Sabrina 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's one of those "Man Things". They're actually proud they can produce such a smell accompanied by noise. For some men, it's the only thing they can do right.
And yeah, women are much more discreet. We actually have manners.
2007-06-17 16:47:25 · answer #11 · answered by miri-miri-off-the-wall 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋