2007-06-17 08:32:34 · 59 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
wipe it on the cat
2007-06-18 00:02:50 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go and get some prior to doing the dirty deed, fortunately the way you worded the question does allow the get out you have gone to the toilet for a No. 2 and then realise not do a No. 2 and then realise. It may be splitting hairs over grammar but desperate times call for desperate measures......
2007-06-17 08:39:12 · answer #2 · answered by Vogon Poet 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Toilet paper? Is that the same thing as a Sears Robuck Catalog? All the best out houses have a Sears Robuck!
If all the pages are gone, you're forced to use the cover, and that scratches!!
2007-06-17 09:27:49 · answer #3 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I'm glad you asked this because I was once shown how to remedy this emergency situation with the aid of only a postage stamp. (You could use any other small bit of paper which you might find in your pocket).
Fold the stamp twice (lengthways, then widthways). Tear out, in an arc, the centre point. Do not discard this pointy piece. Open the stamp which now has a hole in the middle. Insert finger into said hole and do "what is necessary."
"What about the pointy piece?" you ask. Ah well, that's for cleaning your fingernail with afterwards!
2007-06-17 09:24:28 · answer #4 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, I make sure there's tp before I sit down. Unless its like, y'know, at bursting point. Then I do what I have to first, and decide my next move. Which is probably to wait an hour for someone to come into the toilet and ask them to pass me some paper from their cubicle.
2016-05-17 23:46:17 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if your in a public place then either shout to the person in the next toilet to chuck some over, or wait till everyone goes out of the toilet and run to the next one ive done that before it was really embarrasing coz i thought there was no one there i opened the door with my trousers down and there was a gang of people outside, i just shut the door pulled up my trousers and pretended nothing had happened but was a bit flushed. had too walk around town with a sticky bum lol
2007-06-17 08:38:40 · answer #6 · answered by im just a flea bag 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I'm home alone, I use paper towel. Not very soft but it gets the job done.
But most of the time, I either check or always have some more. We very rarely run out. The benefits of living with your girlfriend is you have someone to keep track of things like that.
2007-06-17 08:36:42 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you can see the wisdom of always having a catalog in hand when going to the bathroom . It serves both as reading material , AND , in case of emergencies such as you stated , a ready source of toilet paper .
2007-06-17 08:40:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First I hope you are not on the toilet while asking. Second your answer... Flush the toilet and when it fills back up reach your hand into it and splash the water upon your bum. That'll do until you can get to another means of cleaning your nasty a**! BWAHahahahahahahahaha!
2007-06-17 08:37:45 · answer #9 · answered by Smarty Pants 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Shout for some toilet paper.
2007-06-17 08:35:16 · answer #10 · answered by Mel W 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! No probs for me.I always carry LOADS of it with me,lol
I have Crohns disease which means I do No2 s about 20 or more times a day.So am always prepared.
And don't forget,us women need it for No 1s also,lol
2007-06-17 09:10:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋