Will You Write A Story Using These Willie Nelson Titles?

Question

1. Always On My Mind
2. If You Got The Money (I've Got The Time)
3. In The Jail House Now
4. I've Just Destroyed The World I am Living In
5. Life Turned Her That Way
Bonus: Hello Walls!

Answer 1

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

"Life Turned Her That Way"

As Kitty Russell scooted the last customer from the LongBranch, she looked across the street to Matt's office. U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon had been her beau for neigh onto 20 years. And then SHE came along!! That's right!! Sunshine MacGillicutty, or as Kitty often called her: " Sundown MacMoron." Kitty wanted Matt back in the WORSE way.
Kitty:"Matt.... You are(1.)Always On My Mind. And since you're (3.) In The Jail House Now, I think I'll pay you a visit."
She pinched her cheeks and reapplied her lipstick. It was her favorite, most flattering shade......."Rowdy Redneck"
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Convinced that she would be playing the game of "Cell Block Boogie," before the night was over, she sashayed over to his office.

Kitty opened the door and stuck her head in....."(2.) If You Got The Money (I've Got The Time), cowboy" She did a little tap dance as she nervously stood there."
Matt:" Kitty? What are you doing here?"
His statement crushed her. Her last remaining shreds of dignity flew out the window.
Kitty:" (4.) I've Just Destroyed The World I am Living In, thanks to you, Matt! I can't sleep, I can't eat...."
Matt:"Is that your excuse for all the drinking you've been doin'?!"
Kitty rolled her eyes...."DUH?! " She ran over to the wall and pressed her nose against it . "Hello Walls! He FINALLY figured out why I 've been hitting the bottle."
She stood back from the brick wall, rubbed her nose and then leaned over Matt's desk. She was desperate.....She thought she'd try the old. "Sneak A Peek" ploy.
Matt looked her straight in the eye. His stare did not faulter:
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Matt:"It's getting late. I'm closing up for the night, Kitty. After you." He opened the door for her and watched her walk back to the LongBranch.
He shook his head and muttered to himself:"I guess (5.) Life (Just )Turned Her That Way. Damn shame. She used to be a decent lady. Oh well, to coin a phrase from SunnyMac........
Pip pip and doodly do!"

Answer 2

I didn't know what to do. I was in so much debt because of my wife's spending habits. She'd had a hard upbringing so Life Turned Her That Way. When we met she was so beautiful. I wasn't so good looking but had plenty of cash. She said "If You Got The Money (I've Got The Time). She was Always on My Mind so we married. Hell, what a mistake . It was OK at first until she got her hands on my bank account., When that was drained and she'd mortgaged the house I turned to robbery. I wasn't very good though and got caught. I'm In The Jailhouse Now and I've Just Destroyed the World I Am Living In. Now all I've got is a bunk and four walls. "Hello Walls!"

Answer 3

Hello walls, I've just destroyed the world I am living in and I'm in the jailhouse now.
She was always on my mind, but she became a total *****. Life turned her that way, I guess. She cheated on her husband with me and she cheated on me with my best friend. So her hubby and I got together and decided to get rid of her. I told him, "If you've got the money, I've got the time." So he paid up and I offed her. Now I'm sitting here, rotting away in this prison cell for the rest of my natural born days. I can barely see the blue skies out this porthole they call a window.
The End

(Do I get extra points for throwing in "Blue Skies"? LOL)

Answer 4

It grew to become right into a silent night so we 3 kings desperate to have some beers and deck the halls. We unfold exhilaration to the international for many hours and then God pronounced "relax ye merry gents" so as that the girls of the city can get some sleep. 9 months later there grew to become right into a large cry "What newborn is that this?"

Answer 5

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