Anyone know a good way to house train a werewolf?

Question

I tried rubbin his nose in it but that didnt go so well

Answer 1

When admonishing your lycanthrope for passing water,
simply take a spray bottle of Silver Nitrate,
spray on offending area,
grab a rolled up magazine of the heavy variety (Vanity Fair prefered but a xxxmas edition of Hustler will do),
grab said lycan by the scruff of the neck and place their snout in the passed water/silver nitrate mix.
Now with your bloodied almost severed arm down with said magazine across the back of the skull.

After several attempts and possibly with a few bites yourself, you will now have a house-proud lycanthrope that will even put the toilet seat down after-wards.

Answer 2

First you need to go buy a 100% silver cross. Then buy a glass vial. Take the vial and fill it up with Holy water and essence of garlic. Have a preist/pastor/holy man bless it. Put the silver cross in the concotion. Say a prayer over it. Pour the water in a spray bottle. Now finaly, everytime it makes an accident inside spray it with a little bit of the water, it won't kill it because it isnt piercing flesh, but it will sting him a bit. You can make a larger dose of it by mixing that solution in a five gallon bucket with water, it won't be as potent, but it should work. Oh, one last thing, don't let the water be touched by a full moon's light or it could have adverse effects.

Answer 3

Werewolfs like dark, wet areas, so for his bed wet a couple of kitchen rags and place them in a cardboard box. You'll have to wet them again every other day.
Litter boxes just work for regular cat litter, and make sure not to get the kind with addicts. Oh, and don't get the non-scented kind either...trust me...
Werewolfs tend to get bored and chew on the furnature, so take a garlic clove and rub it over the table legs and such. That'll keep him off.

Answer 4

I find a rolled up newspaper across the snout very effective in curbing their bathroom habits. But during a full moon I just barricade myself in my room and try to clean up the wreckage in the morning. Does anyone know what will get blood out of light colored carpet?

Answer 5

You could try a spray-bottle. Some lycanthropes don't like water at all. Remember to use a firm voice when telling him "no". You have to be the alpha.

Answer 6

Since he runs wild at night, looking for a victim, Im sure he does his business out there somewhere, If not, I would suggest you take him to a psychiatrist, because I think he is doing it to punish you for some reason.

Answer 7

My friend give him beggin strips and keep him on a healthy diet! You don't want him to go around being hungry now do ya

Answer 8

buy or rent episodes of "She Wolf of London" it has loads of tips and gives new meaning to "Do I make you Randy?"

Answer 9

arnet werewolves human in the day???? it should be easy.

Answer 10

You are a riot!!
LMAO!!