I am finding it hard to convince my wife that I am faithful. She has smelt perfume on my clothes a few times. This of course wasn't another woman I had slept with it was some of the strippers from East London who sit on your lap & a bit more.
I sometimes spend £400 a time at these clubs. She is now noticing the lack of funds in my account when it's my turn to buy stuff for the house.
Can anyone give me some advice on how to cover my tracks - what are believable excuses?
2007-06-16 21:20:34 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Wipe that stupid smirk off of your face. Your wife is by far too clever to fall for any of your excuses. She knows you for what you are....the devil's advocate!!!! I hope you get aids!!!!
2007-06-16 21:26:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
If you dont think you are being unfaithful then tell her you go to lapdancing clubs.
She will ask you why you go - what will you reply? That fake sex with these girls sure beats her? Or maybe you just need to feel desired - in which case why not invest time and effort in getting that back with your wife.
Why spend £400 on women that pretend to like you for cash? For an ego boost I guess. Remember most of these girls have a real disdain of all the sad little men that come and pay them to pretend you are the hottest guy ever. Spend the next £400 on some lingerie and some striptease lessons for your wife if thats what floats your boat. At least she actually wants you, rather than seeing you as a wad of notes
2007-06-16 22:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First close your eyes.
Now empty your mind of the clubs you go to.
Imagine seeing your wife at one of these clubs.
She's sitting near the front, alone, at a table. She sips from a glass.
Music starts.
A curtain swishes back and a bloke appears, dressed as a builder.
He dances slowly and deliberately. Of all the women in the room, he focusses on your wife.
As he dances, he takes off all of his clothes until he's only wearing a tiny thong that's barely covering his 'packet'.
Now see your wife stuffing twenties into the waistband of his thong and touching his bulge.
Angry?
Now imagine yourself at home, alone, hungry, wondering why there's no food in the house for your dinner. It's all being spent on some bloke at that club!
Catch a grip of yourself and get some help. You're addicted and you need to break the habit.
I pity your wife, she doesn't deserve someone as self-centred and selfish as you.
2007-06-16 23:53:28 · answer #3 · answered by Rob K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a novel idea: Be Faithful. Act as thou you are and you will be! Try simply being a husband to the wife instead of friends with so many other women, ie. lap dancers, or perfumed dames.
You wife may want to be more to you than they ever could be, have you ever really tried being all you could be?
No advice needed to be more deceitful, it seems to be you nature. Feeling creative?
Not impossible to change if you wanted to do something really creative: Act faithful. Act as thou you are and you will be.
2007-06-16 21:42:49 · answer #4 · answered by Princess of Love 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
instead of paying for strippers 400 pounds why dont to pop in the annesummers shops and surprise you wife with some sexy underwear and things put you energy on your marridge before you wife finds out as for lying about seeing strippers you need to come clean and admit to your wife you have a problem an addiction is when it affects your life.and people around you come clean and tell her the truth a problem shared is a problem solved
2007-06-17 00:23:01 · answer #5 · answered by nicola T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you just scale back on the scope of your activities at the club? Must you have lap dances each time you go? Why not just sit back and watch?
While I see nothing wrong with your going to strip clubs on occasion, it sounds as though you're going a little overboard.
2007-06-16 21:37:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your life sounds like a soap-opera. Your wife has every reason to suspect you are having an affair, look at the evidence. Your best bet is to confess everything and promise, really promise to change and get help if you need it. If she leaves you, accept it like a grown up as it is your fault.
If she stays, do eveything you can to make up for it, she deserves it.
Good luck - you need it.
2007-06-16 23:53:08 · answer #7 · answered by godron_wookie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you have an expensive addiction. How about giving up the clubs and take your wife to the movies instead?
2007-06-16 21:25:19 · answer #8 · answered by Bond girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stop going to the clubs and wasting 400 pound a time. there are no believable excuses
2007-06-16 21:31:51 · answer #9 · answered by i give up 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no way! u should be spending money on ur woman! spending on strippers occasionally is ok but make sure u are taking care of home first!
believeable excuses? don't know....sorry
2007-06-16 21:26:14 · answer #10 · answered by hello458 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first dont go to the clubs but if you cannot resist buy your wife something nice (on the cheep i suggest ebay) and sy it cost more than it did that way she feels spoilt and she thinks the money has gone on her
2007-06-16 21:26:44 · answer #11 · answered by JULIET B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋