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I know Yoda lives on degoba, but I have no method of traveling through space. Is there any other way to meet him to become my master?

2007-06-16 18:42:26 · 13 answers · asked by John T. 3 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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if any old person like u could find yoda, he woulda killed himself by now. Yoda only trains those with potential... Try this... Find any old object on your table. Stare at it really hard and wave your hand over it. Then imagine it moving. If it moves, then Yoda will prolly train you. If it doesn't, you're outa luck...

2007-06-16 18:51:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you cannot learn to use the force simply by watching Star Wars, then traveling to degoba would not help you in the least.

If you do not recognise Yoda wherever you see him, then traveling where you think he will be will do you no good.

Just like the 'difficulty' of lifting the x-wing fighter was all in Luke's mind, so too is the difficulty of the 'distance' between you and Yoda.

2007-06-16 20:27:48 · answer #2 · answered by Khnopff71 7 · 0 0

u ppl are really pathetic! some one needs answers and all u do is scoff at them....shame on u!!!! Jedi Master Yoda now has a cyberschool that u can register for. It is very expensive and only the very wealthy or influential can join. u can only get the addy by meditation or bribery. I'm sorry that I don't have it personally.

2007-06-16 19:56:15 · answer #3 · answered by luggage3000 2 · 0 0

well there are ways to see things like that .. but it is illegal and could land you in the hospital.. so i wont be saying what it is.//but you could also see pink elephants doing that stuff also..but if you really wont to be able to master self control and do the fighting.. the closes thing would be martial arts.. go take a class i am sure you can find a instructor that will at least remind you of yoda

2007-06-17 10:12:23 · answer #4 · answered by vis 7 · 0 0

Master Yoda currently works the deli counter at Katz's on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. I'm not sure if he's taking on any new disciples, but he does slice up a mean pastrami on rye...

2007-06-16 19:53:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

Finding Master Yoda you want? Strong in the force you are? Hate, fear and anger clear, you must.

2007-06-16 21:00:53 · answer #6 · answered by Pepper F 2 · 2 0

Hi, The Force "is" out there whether anyone believes it or not, I prefer to call it, "The Divine Matrix". This is the "Force", or "Conscious-Force" that connects everything you are talking about, and yes, it's not what most people assume it is, i.e. Magic, or Hocus Pocus. And I would'nt say that it is Philosophical in Nature, but rather Conscious-Mind-in itself.

2016-05-17 15:03:47 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

yes.

you must live in ur parents basement and read comic books.

Yoda will appear to u.

2007-06-16 18:50:17 · answer #8 · answered by Know Thang 2 · 1 0

Pretend you are in the Star Wars Movie!

2007-06-16 18:51:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

U will find him in Inner-space not outer-space.Look within,there lies the origin of life, the force and everything else.

2007-06-16 18:52:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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