Why do you think it's great being a guy:
Name your favorites......here's some of mine.......
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter
You get credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
You can go to the bathroom without a support group
Chocolate is just another snack
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat
Flowers fix everything
The occasional belch is expected
If another guy shows up at a party wearing the same outfit, you might become life long buddies
Nobody stops telling a dirty joke when you walk into the room
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
You don’t give a rat’sass if someone notices your new haircut
People don’t stare at your chest when you talk to them
The world is your urinal
Same work….more pay
Gray hair and wrinkles add character
There is always a game on somewhere
2007-06-16 18:00:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's a Man's world baby!!
2007-06-16 18:03:40 · answer #1 · answered by Fireman T 6 · 4⤊ 10⤋
Yea all of those are great
I espically enjoy the fact it takes me about 5 minute to get reay and the girls like 30 min
2007-06-17 01:07:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can get a haircut and forget about it. No need to ask for people opinion of have them commenting on it.
I don't care what I wears just as long as i am wearing something. Don't care about being fashionable.
2007-06-17 01:04:39 · answer #3 · answered by Hornet One 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Thank the little man down stairs. Outdoor plumbing rules.
2007-06-17 01:05:28 · answer #4 · answered by Dino4747 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
not as much expected from us
expected to be rude
dont have to get dressed up
NO MAKEUP
ni high heels
can go to war
can get into fights without people going MEOW or CHICK FIGHT
2007-06-17 01:06:53 · answer #5 · answered by kingsholto 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can relate to a some of these, but look at the sh*t women put up with us.
2007-06-17 01:23:43 · answer #6 · answered by scott p 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You is be sexist by the ways I a girl
2007-06-17 01:07:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Ha, I like them all. Unfair but so true.
2007-06-17 01:04:53 · answer #8 · answered by eV 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
i dont have to worry about sitting on piss when i use the toilet
2007-06-17 01:09:06 · answer #9 · answered by cubby 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny!
So true though!
2007-06-17 01:06:54 · answer #10 · answered by The Con 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whatever dude grow up
2007-06-17 01:04:46 · answer #11 · answered by hotmomma2 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋