I'd be creeped out if one said "That wasn't chicken"
2007-06-16 15:52:22 · 39 answers · asked by Casey 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
the person who made these cookies never
washes there hands
or
i kno where you live!!!
2007-06-16 15:57:26 · answer #1 · answered by LittleMissSunshine 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
you will wake up from an incredible drunk next to a woman who has given you a std, and who also has the looks of the ugliest dog, and after 6 weeks will contact you to tell you that she's pregnant w/your child which 9 months later turns out to be quintuplets which she stays home to take care of while you work 16 hours a day 7 days a week @ a job you hate where everyday you weigh whether to go home or just kill yourself. Granted it's a big message but I'd sure hate to get it!! LOL!!
2007-06-16 16:05:46 · answer #2 · answered by G=ME 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would not want to see "It sucks to be you" or "You will be blessed with an unpleasant case of gas for the rest of your life" and I'd be creeped out if it said..."I know what you did last summer"
2007-06-16 16:29:18 · answer #3 · answered by ♥qwerty07♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok trust story, my friend and i was eating chines food and were sitting there just talking and she opens up her cookie and this look comes across her face like he seen a ghost. so ask her if shes ok, she hands me her fortune and threes nothing written on it. it was just paper. so i start laughing ans she starts freaking out saying this is the worst fortune i could get, it like im not good enough to get a fortune.....
2007-06-16 16:00:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It in simple terms potential, that human beings have a existence-time of experieneces, damaging and valuable. those existence stories shape who that man or woman is. Then, while you're a sort of human beings that are good at analyzing human beings and judging their character, you will comprehend in simple terms how deep and extensive their existence has been and the stories they have had..
2016-11-25 02:03:48 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....
I'd probably demand a refund if mine said "You won't see the day where you open another fortune cookie."
2007-06-16 15:55:27 · answer #6 · answered by edingo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, so this really happened to me....I opened my fortune cookie, took out the fortune to read it, (we were all taking turns), and mine was blank. Can you believe it?
everyone made fun of me......it was funny.
2007-06-16 16:03:34 · answer #7 · answered by Forever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Life will blossom, as flowers bloom, from your head."
Not your mind....not your brain. Your HEAD. O_O
As in, "It is your destiny to grow a Chia Plant out of your skull".
Either that, or:
"Welcome to Tiannamen Square! Smile, keep quiet and remember, the tanks *will* run you down...."
Pick one. ^_^ Because I can't choose, I'm a sick puppy tonight. *lol* Sorry.
2007-06-16 16:06:07 · answer #8 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd be creeped out if it had my death date on it.
2007-06-16 15:55:12 · answer #9 · answered by twixette 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will be regreting the orange chicken in a little while.
2007-06-16 16:02:12 · answer #10 · answered by WinoJunko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that would freak me out too!
I think if it said something like,
"Being single for you is a good thing..."
or
"Someones been fallowing you..."
freaky, but yours is definitely better.
2007-06-16 15:57:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋