try to make me laugh??? the one who makes me laugh the most will get 10 points
2007-06-16 12:23:37 · 5 answers · asked by Kelsey 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
so the blind man says "i see" to the def guy
2007-06-16 12:27:07 · answer #1 · answered by gt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a joke my friend told me, about driving in New Jersey.
This cop arrives on the scene, to find a man on the side of the road, and a car parked beside him.
The cop asks the guy sitting in the driver's seat of the car, "What happened? Did you hit him?"
The man shook his head, and said, "No. I stopped to let him cross at the crosswalk and he fainted."
2007-06-16 19:33:41 · answer #2 · answered by Control 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were 3 golfers, Moses ,Jesus and one that I could not recognize. Moses got up and hit his ball within 3 feet o fthe hole. Jesus got upand got within 1 feet of the cup. The third golfer struck his ball and it hit off a rock , hit the trunk of a tree, rolled onto the green and went into the hole. When they got up to the hole the third golfer picked his ball up and Jesus said: "Nice shot, DAD!
2007-06-16 20:45:01 · answer #3 · answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock,
who's there?
Duane,
Duane who?
Duane the bathtub I'm duawning.....
2007-06-16 19:27:38 · answer #4 · answered by b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can make yourself laugh:::::::go look in the mirror,,,,,,,,
2007-06-16 19:30:56 · answer #5 · answered by JJ //aka Nipple 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋