Help! Could I be pregnant ?

Answer 1

were you swimming near a sperm whale.....

Answer 2

You can find out more about natural hemorrhoids cure here http://curehemorrhoid.info
Diarrhea can contribute to hemorrhoid formation because the bowel undergoes pressure strains due to the condition. Undue pressure on the veins that make up internal hemorrhoidal structures can worsen existing damage. Internal hemorrhoids are not visible, unless they proplapse (protrude) from the anus, either constantly or during a bowel movement. If this is the case, then you have a grade III or IV internal hemorrhoid. If the protrusion is on the anal verge or the area surrounding the anus, then its likely an external hemorrhoid. Reducing pressure from issues of diarrhea and constipation will help. Not straining during a bowel movement, not lifting heavy objects, not sitting for extended periods, all will help.

An external hemorrhoid is simply a vein located at the anal verge, the wall of which as weakened and protruded. Don't push on it, this will only increase pressure and worsen it. The body has to repair the vein wall and rebuild the integrity. This takes time, perhaps weeks, if all goes well. Use sitz baths and over-the-counter medications such as pads or creams to provide symptom relief in the interim. These won't solve the issue long term, but will give the tissue a better chance at self-healing.

Internal hemorrhoids are a different matter and require more intervention. Your best bet is to educate yourself about the condition, its causes and what options there are to treat it both short and long term. Don't ignore it though, hemorrhoids tend to become chronic in nature, lasting years or decades in some cases.

Answer 3

if you naturally have a vagina and have had sexual contact with a male and now you experience these symptoms then yes you are




# Distended abdomen, this symptom rapidly increases during the second trimester.
# Delayed or difference in menstruation.
# Minor vaginal bleeding (spotting).
# Swollen or tender breast, minor lactation in third trimester.
# Fatigue, also may experience sleeplessness.
# Nausea, sometimes accompanied by vomiting, esp. the first trimester, most likely to start at around 7 weeks. (morning sickness).
# Lower backaches.
# Sensitivity in teeth, higher risk for gum disease.
# Headaches, some women reported migraine-like types.
# Long frequent hiccuping spells.[1]
# Enlarged feet and hands, or expanded buttocks.
# Frequent urination; occasionally urinary incontinence.
# Constipation, but a few encounter random defecation.
# Food cravings, or increased appetite.
# Fear of increasingly imposing burden.
# Heartburn or upset stomach, and sometimes vomiting caused by the nausea (some in the third trimester, due to fetal position "presses" the stomach).
# Stomach/intestinal gas, may be frequently flatulent or belch.
# Difficulty in walking and balance.
# Difficulty with contact or vision prescriptions.
# Hemorrhoids and rectal irritation.
# Changes in sense of smell.
# Exhaustion or increased breathing, some reported to have "deeper" voices.
# Skin gets blush, but can "soften" or moisten, and even can dry faster.
# A few reported hair loss, others have more body or "facial" hair.

Answer 4

Well as you look like a blue shark then yes I suppose you could be! whoever named you Bruce might not have been able to tell you were female, but it's not easy with you fish is it?
Why worry? You sharks are not exactly maternal and once the 135 or so babies are born you can swim away and leave them to it.

Answer 5

Better read this if you are,just to be on the safe side....


When you're pregnant, you should generally avoid having more than two portions of oily fish a week, such as salmon, trout, mackerel and herring, because it can contain pollutants such as dioxins and PCBs (polychlorinated biphenyls).

Remember that fresh tuna is an oily fish, so if you eat two fresh tuna steaks in one week, you shouldn't eat any other oily fish that week. Tinned tuna doesn't count as oily fish, so you can eat this on top of the maximum of two portions of oily fish (as long as it's not fresh tuna or swordfish). But remember not to eat more than four medium-sized cans of tinned tuna a week when you're pregnant or trying to get pregnant.

There is no need to limit the amount of white fish you eat when you're pregnant or breastfeeding, apart from shark and marlin.

LMAO

Answer 6

Well i went to a talk once with this obs/gyn Dr and he gave us his general rules to always remember! (note: he gave this to a class of mostly women!!)
1) women always lie!!!
2) if she's of a fertile age - assume all women are pregnant!
3) if she tells you she can't possibly be pregnant refer to rule 1!!!
4) treat as if pregnant!!!! remember rule 1

you can tell the room liked this guy!!!! well the only two men in the room did...
i hope this was of help to you!

Answer 7

The most common causes of hemorrhoids are straining during bowel movements and obesity. Follow these essential hemorrhoid prevention tips and you may not even have to delve into any hemorrhoid treatments https://tr.im/ZPyiy

If you’re straining during bowel movements, there is no doubt that you are suffering from constipation, and obesity only heightens your chance of experiencing these digestive issues. The best solution for hemorrhoids is to not have them at all!

Answer 8

If you ahev been in Polls and Surveys for a couple of weeks then you definitely need to take a test. Make sure you get a twin pack and retake the test in the morning ;-)

Answer 9

Of course you are!
Don't you remember? It was you, Nemo and that old bottle of rum you found in that ol' shipwreck...one thing led to another, someone got mounted and now can expect some healthy twins with orange, black & white stripes and VERY sharp teeth....

Answer 10

Yes sir. You're very pregnant!

Answer 11

never known anyone called bruce to be pregnant but seeing as how you seem to be unsure it may well be possible luv and best wishes to mother and baby