see i beleive that george bush is more like an ape/monkey because the way he tries to control the u.s.a i mean he just is better off learning to use sign language because he talks like some hickory dickory western.
2007-06-16 08:33:56 · 22 answers · asked by Jimmy J 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I would have to go with a genetically engineered breed of both. Apes have always been known as 'ancestors' of humans, but nobody had ever before asked the question, what would happen if a human and an ape were combined. George Bush is the answer, being the first ape-human hybrid. We now see the catastrophic results, of being human enough to speak and function like a normal human, but ape enough to make terrible decisions, not care about the world around its self, and give the appearance of complete ignorance at all times. We also know that New Mexico is the apparent location of rumored alien crashes, and I assume that after the Bush creation, he was moved to Texas since his speech was someone messed up, and the southern accent was close enough to make him appear to fit in.
2007-06-16 08:46:11 · answer #1 · answered by ccw12892 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
As the saying goes 'Never Judge a book by its cover'.
Apes are far more pleasing to the eye than George.
In order not to insult the animal kingdom I suggest that George Bush bears more resemblance to Neanderthal Man with an equal amount of intelligence to go with his vacant features!
2007-06-16 20:46:29 · answer #2 · answered by General Guru Master 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Us humans are members of the ape family, so yes, Geo. W. Bush does look like an ape.
He ain't as good at speechifying as the late George [Gabby] Hayes, and not nearly as smart either.
2007-06-16 21:16:10 · answer #3 · answered by Dragoner 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In fear off insulting any apes out there, George Bush looks like a human... Is his IQ higher than the number off his shoe size? I'm not sure..
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2007-06-16 12:02:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
He has the brain of a neandethal and the manners of a louse but to compare him to an ape is an insult to the apes as they are not mass murderers.
2007-06-17 06:53:24 · answer #5 · answered by Stephen P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am an American, and that is what gives me the right to say that Bush looks like an ape and acts like a moron, and I don't have to leave my country for saying so . GET A GRIP!!!!!!!
2007-06-16 15:08:03 · answer #6 · answered by jaded 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Regardless of what he looks like, he is still the leader of the free world and not a coward for standing above and disagreeing with those who ignore our world reality such as yourself. Besides, I much rather have a monkey who can take of business than a prince who only croaks foolishness such as ...take your pick.
Mr. M on "George Bush."
2007-06-16 08:41:23 · answer #7 · answered by Humberto M 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Human
2007-06-16 08:35:52 · answer #8 · answered by New Year, New Me 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
He was born in Maine, and now resides in my state, but he looks more like the Antichrist too me.
2007-06-16 09:21:28 · answer #9 · answered by Plumbingfool 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Neanderthal
2007-06-16 08:36:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋