I want to have super powers. Seriously. How can I get super powers?
2007-06-16 03:09:31 · 9 answers · asked by Javier 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
I've heard that if you take LSD you can fly.
2007-06-16 03:17:48 · answer #1 · answered by Steven M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, this is a tough question so it deserves some thought. First what you need to do is get 80 pounds of bananas, a box of radioactive nuclear waste, and of course 18 tons of lead. Ok, once you have that, you will need to take a big bite out of the radioactive waste, burn the bananas ( to absorb into your skin) at least 1-3 feet away from you and then sleep overnight on the lead. Then once you are done with this you need to slap yourself in the face for believing you can get superpowers
2007-06-16 10:14:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um, I think it would be pretty cool to have superpowers too...but I don't think humans are physically/mentally able to have powers (yet). Maybe in the next million years, we will evolve and all have special powers (that would be pretty sweet). But for present day...you'll just have to make up your own power that you're capable of doing! Good luck!
2007-06-16 10:26:32 · answer #3 · answered by A 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry but I don't think you'll beable to get superpowers. Really, Chernobyl happen like 20 years ago, you'd think there be atleast a couple of powers floating around by now.
2007-06-16 12:12:36 · answer #4 · answered by McBain8744 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess you have to develop your brain. They say we use less than 10% of our brain. I figure if a person can unlock the other 90% we could do all types of things with our mind. You may need to Stimulate your Brain with some external/internal stimulate. I have been experimenting with Beer.
2007-06-16 10:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, as dexter shows us, you need a secret laboratory and a female-ed voice computer assistant.
secondly you need to experiment with the elements: fire, rock, water, communication with other beings, spider senses (whatever you do, do not attempt to hang yourself on the ceiling above your mother, near a fan to see the late show....your dad might clubber you with a newspaper)
and whatever you do, do not give up
somewhere in that pile of unsuccessful experiments lies the solution to your problem
2007-06-16 13:39:07 · answer #6 · answered by Prunella Prunella 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
me and u both man i wish i could get super powers life is cruel
2007-06-16 17:42:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get more brain access. Like being telekentic.
2007-06-16 14:11:17 · answer #8 · answered by JaJa . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dream
2007-06-16 15:15:29 · answer #9 · answered by answer-er 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋