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As i noticed to be a good 4x4 driver you have to park just outside parking bays, put the car half way over the junction be blond and 3'2 so not being able to see over the wheel, have a mobile phone glued to my ear. remove police traffic cones as they will not apply to me,drive down the outside of all traffic and cut every one else up, and have a sighn in the back window saying "im not insured either"

2007-06-16 01:43:53 · 17 answers · asked by capa-de-monty 6 in Cars & Transportation Other - Cars & Transportation

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yes , if you are not already you will have to become a woman, lose any driving skill you had anyway,beleive that you and you only now has right of way everywhere,you will also have to use the parent and child parking even tho its just you,not forgetting to bash your door against someones pride and joy parked next to you,dont ever indicate only use the horn,snap off your mirrors because you dont need them(except the interior one as its very handy for hair and makeup). take so long to get moving at a green light that only you manage to get thro and everyone else has to wait again,block the entire road when turning rather than using the filter lane,on narrow country lanes force the oncoming traffic into the hedge dont move over yourself ,make sure you get a 4x4 so big that you dont have the physical strength to turn the steering wheel so you have to do a 300 point turn outside the school and most important make sure you never take it off road

2007-06-16 02:04:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Yeah, you just have to become inconsiderate. Drive right up to a junction so that people in lower (normal) cars can't see over the bonnet!! I hate 4x4s! Also make sure on a narrow road you force normal cars into the verge because you dont want to spoil your 4x4 even although they are really meant for difficult terrain!!!

2007-06-16 01:57:49 · answer #2 · answered by Princess415 4 · 4 0

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2016-10-18 22:15:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I owned a 4 x 4 Toyota Land cruiser, while driving it the feeling is just the same as you drive an ordinary car though its just a big huge compare to the others.

It just depend on how you carry yourself in driver the car.
Just adjust on how the vehicle function.

2007-06-16 01:58:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You forgot driving on ice the large SUV won't loose control it has 4x4 so drive at least 70mph and talking on cell phone is just part of the wreck.

2007-06-16 01:54:45 · answer #5 · answered by John Paul 7 · 0 0

yes, but one added note. Make sure you have your high beams on at night in order to blind the slob in the nissan in front of you.

Also, you will need to install balloon tires so you can take up two lanes.

Do these things & I might let you into our local 4X4 club

2007-06-16 02:56:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's not the car that makes you a bad driver

2007-06-16 01:52:38 · answer #7 · answered by cheesypeeps 4 · 1 0

when parking in two parking spaces be sure to also swing your door out with as much force as you can without caring about other cars in the vicinity as they are smaller therefore insignificant.

2007-06-16 01:53:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

But if people start getting on at you for destroying the planet, just ram them off the road.
:D

2007-06-16 01:51:41 · answer #9 · answered by alex_marshall21 2 · 1 0

lmfao yeah drive like that go to texas and you'll fit right in.

2007-06-16 01:57:29 · answer #10 · answered by Hillary B 1 · 0 0

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