can anyone tell me how to make babies.?

Question

can anyone tell me how to make babies.

Answer 1

Put your penis inside any vagaina, then fill it with your semen. Do that many times in the same month, then wait 9 months, and you will have a baby looks like you.

Answer 2

I assume you know what sex is right? But making babies is a little more complicated. There is only a 3 day/72 hour window of the month when a woman has an egg ready to be fertilized by sperm and if you have sex during that time and you allow yourself to come inside of the women without pulling out you will probably make a baby.This 3 day window is calculated by counting 14 days from the first day of a women`s period ( not the last day like many women think). So, for all the people who whine about "We only did it once blah, blah,blah and she got pregnant" are lying!!! If you are smart enough to count to 14 you can keep yourself from getting an unwanted pregnancy young women!! Don`t let the guy come inside even if he is wearing a condom.

For people who are in committed relationships, I will tell you that you can have sex 2 to 3 times a day everyday of the month except for the 3 day/72 hour time and you will not get pregnant. My husband and I tried this experiment for 4 months so it is accurate. Now I am pregnant because I learned how to count the days correctly. So, good luck and make sure you are ready for the responsibility of a child.

Answer 3

R U serious.
I suggest that it may be an idea for you to got to the CAB, they will send you in the right direction.
As an aside, I was a Youth club leader and had several youngsters, mainly girls but also some boys, they had been told about the "birds and bees" but not about humans.
I was actually gobsmacked when I was approached, they were really embarrassed to not know and to have to ask.
Admittedly that was several years ago, however, I gather things have not changed much, so schools, and parents, are still not coming up to scratch...

Answer 4

this isn't a serious question is it? Therefore, I'm not even going to bother answering it with a serious answer. A man and a woman fall in love and that a stork comes with a little baby in either a pink or blue blanket (this is to identify which gender the baby is) and the mummy and daddy are very happy together until it ends in a bitter divorce in which the child is forced to choose if they want to live with mummy or daddy under the looming eyes of a social worker. And I just spent 5 minutes of my life answering this question. I hope you're happy!

Answer 5

Sunshine,love,sweetness,light and joy is what makes a baby.
A baby is the closest thing we have to heaven on earth because that's where all of them originally come from.
When you gaze into the face of a new born baby your also seeing what Heaven looks like as well.

Answer 6

Mike so u r guy
or else if u r german so u r a girl
well to make babies
it takes to mature adults
a male and a female
a male who have a penis , its the genitale for the boys
and a female who is a girl in case u dont know that
they both get intimate
meaning like kissing
you know what kissing is
well there is a word we call Horny
it means they get sexually active
the male start getting his genitale inside the female's
and they just get into action
then after a while the man ejaculate a liquid called sperm
into the females vagina
then if she her overies r active
the sperm get with the the females egg
and the make the baby in the females tummy
sometimes its not just easy for the sperm to break through
so some ladies
sit on the backs
raising their legs up

you know it feels so weird to say this
but i think i will make u read what i wrote
and i hope it will irritates u as much ur question iritates every one who reads it

Answer 7

Usually two Chavs in a lift that stinks of p**s traveling up a tower block in a rough part of Manchester.

9 months later a baby chav is born.

Answer 8

thas not really the right sort of question for a public forum. but here is a link if you really want to know:

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/baby/18ways.html

there you go - 18 different ways to make a baby!!

hope this helos ♥

Answer 9

Depends if you want a boy or a girl.

For a boy you need slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails.

For a girl you need sugar and spice and all things nice.

Answer 10

Go ask your parents, sounds like your a chicken if you have to ask yahoo for the answer.