OH MY GOD ! ITS HORRIBLE!!!! HELPS ON THE WAY!!!
Hang in there Old girl, helps on its way. I'm sending a battalion of royal marines, a hospital ship filled with medical staff and enough tranquilizers for half the eastern seaboard north of the Chesapeake bay.... The rest of the world is mobilizing there emergency services and military machines as we speak.
Now I want you to stay calm, and focused, Put on a coat and Go to the roof with a red sheet or blanket to wave, some water and an ipod loaded up with Led Zeppelin and Wagner.
I Have pulled some strings with the Pentagon and a Blackhawk chopper will be with you in about five minutes time to airlift you to safety... and Jaz club on the lower west side will be awaiting your arrival, its the best i could arrange at short notice.
Ps... the UN is in session now to debate our response to this unprecedented attack, It looks like its going to be a full nuclear retaliatory strike on Texas, Carolina and the mid west.
We are worried about a counter strike tho...they still have at least one Dolly Parton and a number of Line dancers out there that they have not decommissioned yet.
This act of infamy will go down in history, And to think we actually believed them when they promised to retire these horrific W>M>D stockpiles....
2007-06-16 02:11:25
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answered by Zarathustra 3
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AAAHHHHH!!!! sorry, but I can't get any more songs stuck in my head (little tip: under no circumstances, NO MATTER WHAT, NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER, make a list of all the songs you've ever had stuck in your head because you're bored.)
My sister's psychology teacher told her that you need to finish the song to get it out of your head... most people get songs stuck in their heads because they don't know all the words and they can't finish it, so even if you have to make up the words, just finish it. If that doesn't work, when you're trying to go to sleep, lay down, relax every part of your body individually, then DON'T MOVE! When you start to think about anything, just push it aside in your mind and ignore it. Clear your mind. I used to have trouble sleeping... I had to learn how do this... keep your mind clear and stay still, but relaxed, and you'll fall asleep.
2007-06-15 19:17:07
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answered by agfreak90 4
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Silva! I am a Country Boy. And a big John Denver Fan. I'd love to be able to walk around singing that song. `Cause I are Country!!
2007-06-15 20:22:58
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answered by Nunya Bidniss 7
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Start singing your favorite song out loud...?
Get a different song stuck in your head?
2007-06-15 19:07:21
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answered by Anonymous
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Think of Sunshine On My Shoulder...you'll be alseep in 10 seconds...
2007-06-15 19:06:46
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answered by Lefty 7
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You wait and be paranoid of each and every e mail and link you detect on the internet, I made your mistake until now, damn in no way back, i can nevertheless see it cleary whilst i think of approximately it yet atleast its no longer nevertheless sparkling in my recommendations, took months, have faith me dude.
2016-10-17 10:47:41
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answered by ? 4
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sure i'll help ya.
this is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and now they'll keep on singing it forever just because.....this is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and now they'll keep on singing it forever just because.....this is the song that never ends......
did that help?
2007-06-15 19:09:51
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answered by poisonberries 5
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This stuff is funny (its fake news reports, british humor)
http://www.heavy.com/channel/1815
2007-06-15 19:06:47
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answered by eV 5
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Start singing, you are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happppy, when skies are gray. You'll never know dearrrrrrr how much I love youuuuuuu, please don't take my sunshine awaaaaaaaaaaay!
2007-06-15 19:06:40
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answered by The Nana of Nana's 7
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its john denver..
hmm, try singing the barney song, that may help you
2007-06-15 19:08:43
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answered by Anonymous
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