2007-06-15 16:04:13 · 10 answers · asked by ~§ Little Wing §~ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That is a broad and extensive question. As we have all likely deduced, "fart air" is less dense than our standard breathing air, which causes it to raise from our anus to our nostrils in the first place. It is difficult to determine its exact speed, as many molecular factors come into play. We will take an elementary look at it...
The density of the fart is the primary determinate in regards to its viscosity. Density can be manipulated with Pressure, which we will cover later.First, though: a fart laden with moister, typically announcing the onset of a insufficiently digested intestinal discharge, has more vertical than horizontal speed, and more speed than any other type of fart for that matter: this is becuase it contains liquid moister, which is automatically denser and thus falls faster than gas spreads. Silent but Violent farts can be placed under this category. (A quick side note: these types of farts (the moister saturated ones) must remain unarticulated, with minimal vibration of the buttocks. The gaseous state of matter, as well all know, is less dense and hence hovers uncombined with the watery feces it is proximal to. Simply letting it glide out is the only sanitary option, because any added pressure emits the infamous gas/solid fart. A Silent fart cannot be violent UNLESS it hovers close to feces, as this is what causes its potency, otherwise silence is not a commendable fart characteristic.) Which brings me to my final point: Pressure. An understanding of Pressure and it's properties is essential to both recreational and professional fart use. As we learned above, those who successfully create farts that are both silent and fetid understand the importance of pressure frugality. However, if you desire the "machine-gun effect" with your farts, follow these guidelines.
1. If you don't want the "Chocolate Pollock Effect" Make sure you are not producing a dangerous diarrheas fart, i.e. evacuate procedure if acidity or burn is detected.
2. Make sure you are within company that would appreciate the domestication of a fart. Many people are too embarrassed to admit they do, so take this into account.
3. Don't over/under do it. Too little or too much pressure can lead to a pathetically short flatulent or none at all. This takes practice.
4. Lean. Usually polite to do so away from others. The weight shift will add pressure from a different angle, essential to a fruitful strategy, and emits an otherwise muffled fart.
2007-06-15 16:06:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Three times the speed of light A.K.A The speed of gas
2007-06-15 16:08:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is gas, so it is not like it is going to fall to the floor. The "stinky" molecules, which comprise methane and rather hydrogen sulfide (the single that smells like rotten eggs) with out postpone dissolve in air and get on your nostrils (and those of alternative unlucky living beings).
2016-10-09 07:36:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too fast for you to get away from it.
2007-06-15 16:24:24 · answer #4 · answered by Pat C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At the speed of smell.
2007-06-15 16:09:42 · answer #5 · answered by enbsayshello 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
To fast if you ask me.
2007-06-15 16:08:53 · answer #6 · answered by Turtle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fast enough to get through your clothes without tearing them....
2007-06-15 16:18:57 · answer #7 · answered by HB 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
slower then the speed of smell...
2007-06-15 16:09:10 · answer #8 · answered by Lefty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
faster than u think. why do u think everyone reacts so quickly?
2007-06-15 16:07:57 · answer #9 · answered by Fallen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Faster than you can. :)
2007-06-15 16:06:42 · answer #10 · answered by iam_thatgirl69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋