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what, no vicodin?

2007-06-15 16:01:20 · answer #1 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 1 0

You can't put a band-aid on a rash. And since you kissed it, now you have it.

And the kid that gave it to me . . . uh . . . . well . . . . Dad, I'm a grown girl now! He kissed me and one thing led to another . . .

(This is in honor of the allergic reaction I'm currently having to a medication I was on. I'm covered in a noncontagious series of very itchy red bumps. I go in for a steroid shot tomorrow. Yay for me.)

2007-06-16 00:03:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well,i DO feel better...except for the fact you were kissing my chicken pox and then pounded my son who gave them to me! He did put up a good fight for a 4 year old though.....

2007-06-15 23:09:33 · answer #3 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 1 0

No I don't feel better. The kid you pounded needs some more pounding.

2007-06-15 23:24:59 · answer #4 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1 0

Um, no, not really.. He decapitated me and the band-aid's really a tenuous solution at best. I think a trip down the ER's probably in order. And please don't let them turn me into one of those half man - half machine things.... Apparently they can't metabolise alcohol properly.

Hey! Why are you firing up the lightning rods...?

2007-06-16 20:19:56 · answer #5 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 2 0

But ... You beat up the Ice Cream man.

And now my there's a band-aid on my ice cream sandwich.

2007-06-17 01:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 2 0

Well, if you REALLY cared, you'd buy me an ice cream cone... and curse that kid and all of his descendants unto the tenth generation.

2007-06-16 16:09:32 · answer #7 · answered by sueflower 6 · 2 0

I woove you Daddy. All better. Can you do something about the grades my teacher gives me?

2007-06-15 22:47:06 · answer #8 · answered by Pat C 7 · 1 0

No, now drop to the floor and give me 20.

LMAO.

2007-06-16 08:39:33 · answer #9 · answered by ♦ Tiff ♦ 6 · 1 0

Waaaaahhhh...nooooo.....not better! Only cold, hard cash will make me feel better...

2007-06-16 01:34:35 · answer #10 · answered by Cris O 5 · 1 0

Can I have a cookie, too?

THEN I will feel better!

2007-06-15 22:36:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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