A liberal, a real American and a terrorist are trapped on an island, what happens next?

Question

The real American and the terrorist each have guns, but no ammunition or drinking water. The liberal has no guns but plenty of armor, ammo and drinking water. What happens next?

Answer 1

what is a real American?...
OK, the "real American"...(replace with redneck, gun toting, hillbilly) and the terrorist make weapons and the Liberal builds a defensive position...the terrorist and the "real American" kill each other and the Liberal is rescued a few years later...if stranded on an island without hope of quick rescue, "useful" trumps politics or nationality...a better situation would be Ann Coulter, Gore, and Bin Ladin...Gore buries the ammo, Coulter gets eaten by Bin Ladin, and Gore builds a tree fortress and shoots Bin Ladin, who later dies of infection and thirst.....Gore is never rescued and lives for years until global warming raises the sea level and he drowns

Answer 2

The real American joins forces with the terrorist because the terrorist tells him that he opposes left wing ideology (and ideologically is fairly similar to the real American at base). The real American then steals ammo, armor and water from the liberal by telling the liberal that he needs these supplies to protect freedom and to fight the terrorist. The real American gives the terrorist ammunition and armor, convinced that the terrorist will kill the liberal - something that the real American is far too cowardly to attempt by himself... the terrorist then promptly shoots the real American in the head and goes after the liberal. The liberal, however, by this time has built a raft and has already left the island. The terrorist starves to death, but only after his hunger forces him to eat the body of the real American.

Answer 3

The terrorist puts the empty gun to his own head and tells the liberal he will shoot if he does not surrender. The liberal immediately blames the plight of the poor terrorist on the real American and leaves his armor and ammo to take the unfortunate terrorist some water and the real American grabs the ammo and armor and then takes the water.

Answer 4

BRICK!
the liberal gives the real American armor ammo water and a little American flag and an Eagles CD. The real American sodomizes the terrorist, the liberal says hey stop, the real American takes the rest of the liberals ammo, then shoots the terrorist in the face, heart, limbs, head, face again, the chest, and in the face. the real American pours the remaining drinking water over his head in celebration declaring how great the drinknig water supply is doing, there is no bubble.

Answer 5

The liberal throws the ammunition into the sea, then offers the other two where he put the drinking water if they do the same with thier guns, and agree to live together in peace and harmony in a commune.

The 'real' American, won't go for it, and strikes off into the interior to lead a life of rugged self-sufficiency, dying of thirst a couple of days later.

After agreeing to the liberal's terms, the terrorist takes a rock and bashes in his brains while he sleeps.

Answer 6

Hit that brick wall I see

Another in the long list of fear mongering diatribes by right wing warriors and neocon nut jobs.

Ya know what's really amazing, these mental midgets really believe all the liberal bashing junk they post.

I suppose I won't be chosen for the best answer --- a deficient who's common sense is measured in peanuts and would defecate on their mothers lap if it served their purpose, will be.

The same goes for the extreme left.

Peace

Jim

Answer 7

Your entire premise is invalid because a liberal would never have armor or ammo.

But, to play along, the liberal would give the ammo to the terrorist so he could protect himself from the "rascist" American. The terrorist would kill both the real American and the liberal, but the liberal would die knowing he did the right thing and that it was all the real American's fault.

Answer 8

You ignorant fool! I hope they have a good, open minded discussion about the state of affairs. God knows they will we there a long time. And maybe, just maybe they all come away with a lot more understanding for each other.Or, the "real" American could just steal all the ammo and kill the other 2.
After all, "real" Americans take what they think is theirs anyway, without regards.Hope this helps, you self-centered Neocon.

Answer 9

The terrorist threatens the liberal with the gun, the liberal laughs and says your're such a kidder, the real American pistol whips the liberal, takes his supplies and shoots the terrorist, then using both of their bodies he builds a signal fire with thick smoke from the fat liberals body and is back in the USA in time for dinner. end of story.

Answer 10

the liberal and terrorist let the real American die of thirst and the terrorist kills the lib after the lib tries to talk rationally to the terrorist