being abducted by aliens.?

Question

don't post jokes or anything because I'm serious:

When I was little I was abducted by aliens (and I think I have been a few times and can't recall them all) I want to be abducted again so I can talk to them. I was little the first time and too scared to talk...but now I'm mature and old enough and have no fears.
any ideas? Don't give me stupid ones (even tho I'm getting myself in to it with the question)

Btw I am perfectly sane, no medicine and I have been to a therapist before and talked through issues and I am fine...also I live in a house not a trailer.

Answer 1

Well, about the only way I could think of would be to go do 'interesting' things, so that if they're tracking you, they might come take a look. Of course, I couldn't possibly tell you what's "interesting" to an alien who might be studying you.

Have lots of kids, do so much LSD that your brainwaves go off the charts (which might lead to an abduction that isn't real, but another nonetheless - lol), go travel the world randomly, dunno. Basically, break your daily pattern in a very big way.

Of course this assumes you're still being monitored at all. Look at how zooligists monitor tagged wildlife for clues about what might get additional visits to the marked animals. I'm sure this same sort of mentality is how they'd see us, so perhaps their thinking might be along similar lines.

But since you have no way of knowing whether you're being watched anymore at all, what they were interested in, etc, I'd say you're pretty much at their mercy. I wouldn't plan on ever being picked up anymore.

Of course, I'm a skeptic about alien abductions, but taking the premise as a given, I thought you might like a reasonable answer. Personally, I think any observers will want to stay out of our view, so they would likely cause you to forget any future abductions just as they have your possible extra abductions.

Or better yet - invent warp drive and get us noticed - I want to go see Alpha Centauri anyway, and that invention would do us good even if there aren't extraterrestrials out there at all anyway. :)

Answer 2

You need to send them a message of some kind, maybe if you sent a text to a nonexistent number, they could pick it up and read it. Do you know anything about them that could help you find a way to message them, also, you probably need to give them a reason WHY to take you again, judging by the fact that a lot of people will think you're crazy, I don't think that these guys like to advertise.

Answer 3

Frankly, its possible but look at the people that believe you. A couple of blond girls? I agree with the guy that gave you the 5 year old logic. What alien would be interested in this convoluted world?

Answer 4

If they were smart aliens they already learned something from you, but what makes you think they want to give something BACK.

That's the real question.

If YOU were going to THEIR planet would you tell them stuff or keep things a secret!

Answer 5

Just ask them to show themself to you again and let you remember what happened.

Also, listen to Coast to Coast AM radio show every night. They talk about this kind of stuff and more, it's a science show. Check out their website to see if your local station carries them. www.coasttocoastam.com I know mine does from 10pm to 4am pst and you can even listen free online. www.kfi640.com

Answer 6

OK, let's say a 5 year old tells you that story. Do you believe them ? I don't.

Answer 7

Tell them to come and see me, I'm dying for something new in my life!!

Answer 8

communicate to them by sending them an "arecibo" message.

Answer 9

You live in a mobile home don’t you? Seriously, they have medications these days that can help.

Answer 10

This is not a joke I promise. Please stop taking your medication or if you didn't please do.