How come a conservatives idea of fun is cleaning a gun while drinking a bud and watching nascar?

Question

Many people would refer to this behavior as hillbilly'ish

hillbillish. doesn't really look right.

yeah sorrry this is all i got

i tried the bud yuck and gun cleaning isnt half bad. nascar is boring though

you can have sex with woman in bathhouses as well.

Im actually working now not doing nothing geeesh.

what this isn't fun fishguy

geesh i get no respect. none i tell you

Answer 1

They are permanently in fear of the world around them. It changes quickly, and they are unable to keep up with it. So they seek simple entertainment and protection.

Answer 2

I'm a conservative, I'm female and here's my answer:

I don't like Nascar - I don't see the point of watching cars race around a track with nowhere to go.

I don't think it's fun to clean guns - it's necessary. If you don't clean your gun, how are you going to be able to fire it the next time you go to the range? Dirty guns lead to misfired bullets. (one that might misfire straight into some liberal that asks stupid, questions that sterotype people).

I don't drink Budwiser beer or any beer for that matter. If and when I have a drink, it's a nice glass of wine, a martini or some type of froo froo drink just like liberals.

I am also not trailer trash and have a very professional job - you're acting like you assume that all conservatives are trailer trash straight out of Deliverance.

My question is: Why do liberals assume that all conservatives are the same? Don't they know that assuming things makes them an ***?

Answer 3

I'm a gun owning conservative and I resent your statement.

1. I don't like NASCAR.
2. I never developed much of a taste for any alcohol.
3. I hate cleaning the gun.

Now change that to eating pizza and drinking a Pepsi while at the shooting range. Heck ya, that sounds fun!

Answer 4

Provided the pit crews and drivers passed out before the start of the race and the audience,excused to go home.. Honestly,I've worked as a Ford parts salesman the greatest part of my adult life and yet can't stomach NASCAR events...A friend of mine however is a huge NASCAR fan and therefore I'm occasionally subjected to hours of the mind-numbing commentaries of Darrell Waltrip and the equally ridiculous observations voiced by his co-anchors... Gee Me JOHN'S Son..jus' threw a Cow-shun....I'm not kidding here,I literally become gut ill when subjected to more than a few minutes of this stuff..

Answer 5

I'm Conservative.
I drink Sam Adam's Lager.
I clean my gun after I practice "gun control" at the target range twice a year.
I watch only two sporting events a year. The Kentucky derby and the Indy 500. (Boy that was a disappointment this year.)
Someone probably thinks I'm a hillbilly, but then I think Liberals are either Marxists or gay.

Answer 6

Is this the best question you could come up with?

Why do some liberals spout nonsense when they have absolutely nothing intelligent to say?

Answer 7

Wow, you really don't know who conservatives are do you? Many of them exist in a corporate environment not just in "log cabins and backwoods"

Answer 8

Sure beats attending a gay pride rally while getting high and speaking french.

Answer 9

I bet "Dances with Unicorns" as well as your parents taught you being a bigot is really cool. It's not, it's low class.

Answer 10

Well, DAMN!! What are Bubba and the boys going to do on a slow Saturday night?

Answer 11

I don't drink, I HATE NASCAR, who wants a dirty gun?
My idea of having fun is showing Liberals how stupid they sound!