Personally,I'd wipe it off and say sorry!
2007-06-15 10:58:57 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol..you made my night...rofl..clever play on words...
2007-06-15 11:01:36 · answer #1 · answered by Lefty 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Funny old chap that you should ask that question. We were just chatting at the Mens Club about this chap. Seems the old boy was off to India and asked advice on the deadly Wapiti Snake. We advised him if he ever came across one in the bush to sneak up behind it and caressinly run his hand up it's back this causes a temporary parlaysis and then make a quick grasp for the head. We described the snake to him as having a white body with yellow and black stripes. Well the chap came back from India in terrible shape, all shewed and tore up. What HAPPENED we asked. Well I came across one of those dammed snakes hiding in the bush and done exactly as you chaps instructed. WHAT HAPPENED we all excitedly asked. HAVE you Ever goosed a Tiger he angrily replied.
2007-06-15 11:58:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA HA 8/10 <<>>
2007-06-15 11:08:43 · answer #3 · answered by kendal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was goin to say something like that, that i wud never come on a tiger but u obviously had the same answer more or less in mind
2007-06-15 11:05:17 · answer #4 · answered by r wall 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Read him William Blakes poem 'The Tiger' and avoid lame attempts a humor..
2007-06-15 11:02:56 · answer #5 · answered by metoo 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'd look at it and stay still for a while and then run like a lil pansy lol
2007-06-15 11:02:14 · answer #6 · answered by lauraboo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RUN as fast as i can in the opposite direction!!! ;-0
2007-06-15 11:29:20 · answer #7 · answered by Ghost♂ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would make sure i was in a zoo..... or that it is trained.... or....
i would hide and hope it wouldn't see me
thats what i would do if i came across a tiger
2007-06-15 11:02:17 · answer #8 · answered by tylor321 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny. Not many people got that one - such innocence on this site. Adorable.
2007-06-15 11:02:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Right now? If so I would really be worried how it got in my house, then probably have a heart attack just before it eat me. :-(
2007-06-15 11:03:36 · answer #10 · answered by Jim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be pleased it stayed still that long
2007-06-15 11:02:52 · answer #11 · answered by David R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋