While visiting a Catholic shrine I:
accidentally broke their Holy Water font and it was pouring all over me, my shoes and down the hall
THEN:
I sat down on a bench in the hall while waiting to go into to another room - 'cept when I went to sit down I missed the end of the bench and went falling down on my as* - and on my way down I knocked over a tall metal urn in the corner and bent the legs on it. We were supposed to be quiet in there but needless to say my friends two teenage boys were laughing SOooooooooooooooooo hard they were crying (and frankly so was there mother) ....meanwhile:
Everyone ELSE there is looking at me like I was satan's spawn or something - or at the very least came to the shrine DRUNK or HIGH (not a drink and not a puff) I was just being clumsy me. I felt sooooooooooo bad.
We left before they threw us out....they probably have my picture there somewhere with a big red X over it. lol...sheez God will have to forgive me - but not sure anyone else there did.
2007-06-15 10:29:30
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answered by svmainus 7
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When i dressed up as a female punk princess, for fancy dress day at work, then bowling for soap song "girl all the bad guys want" started playing in the background and everyone looked pointed at me and said simon, the songs about you.
LMAO that was really funny though :)
2007-06-15 17:24:38
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answered by throw_away_your_television_2 6
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Too Many To Count!!
but here are my two most embarrassing!
1.When i was 5 i was at my aunts house and we were running and sliding across the floor.We'd turn off the lights and slide across,Well when it was my turn I Slipped right across and my pants slid right off and everyone could see my undies as soon as my cousin turned THE LIGHT ON!! As soon as he saw he Turned off the light as quick as possible!( it was late and we were all in our PJ's I'll never buy silk pajamas again )
2.Last year at my sisters birthday we were in line for movie tickets,well when i was waiting i looked over the glass at the people going up and down the escalators then somebody waved to me and I looked around she kept waving at me so I yelled out " HEY KRISTEN!!" thinking it was her ,turns out it wasn't.My friends kept asking who I was yelling "Hi" To for the entire night i was SO embarrassed.
2007-06-15 17:34:43
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answered by sunstarsparkle 1
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only thing that comes to mind was when i had to pee really bad and i stopped at a local video store when i got into the place they didn't have public restrooms, so i ran back outside so i could try to get to another place next place that i knew of was like ten mins. away but anyways as soon as i opened the door leaving the video store i burst and leaked all over myself ( now i made it to my car and no one saw , but it was still embarrassing to me)
2007-06-15 17:26:38
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answered by bshelby2121 6
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having sex in a foot ball feild at night under a thunder storm and some old man walking his dog standed over us watching ..... then running through the feild to the trees to get dressed lol
2007-06-15 17:24:37
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answered by deviously_devine 2
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One of my most embarassing moments have got to be when my man and I were having sex and he was hitting it from the back and I accidentally pissed on him lol...It boosted his ego and every time we talk about sex, he would bring that up lol...It was funny but embarassing. We still laugh about it today!
2007-06-15 17:24:00
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answered by Anonymous
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i was wearing a thong that was high in the back and when i was in a play i was lifted and carried in someones arms at the end, so my rear end showing a ton of thong that was showing to the whole audience
2007-06-15 17:26:23
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answered by Anonymous
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probably when i was at the beach and i started crying because the water was too cold.
I was 25 at the time:(
2007-06-15 17:23:03
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answered by Rockwell 2
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When I went to a school dance and threw up in a trash can : )
2007-06-15 17:22:47
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answered by Anonymous
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Probably all the times i fell down the stairs in high school....
2007-06-15 17:22:42
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answered by faith 4
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