Does "I can't afford drunk" sound like a good name for a country song?

Question

My hub just went out with his friends and I said be good and he goes I can't afford drunk and the first thing I thought of was that would be a good song title.

Answer 1

Yes, now for the rest of the words. Oh, I can't afford drunk, what am I to do?, I can't afford drunk, how about you?, I went for a walk, to the local bar, wall to wall alcohol, I couldn't go far, I thought I saw a friend, oh it must have been the beer, why can't I afford anything else in here?, Oh, I can't afford drunk, you know what I mean, I can't afford drunk, I have to stay clean, One night real late, I had a bottle, when I drank it down, I was in full throttle, Oh, I can't afford drunk, what am I to do, I can't afford drunk, just one drink or two, I tried to stand up, I fell to the floor, I even got sick, I ain't drinking no more....
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Answer 2

Now that is a beer drinking, b utt kicking kind of a song that would really be a number one.....I love it.
He also could not afford a DWI if he gets stopped without a designated driver.....so then he could have one chorus of sitting in the jail house now, no body to go my bail, wait I think that has already been done..
Anyway, super idea......I love it.....don't hit him with the Rollin pin when he walks (or staggers) through the door....I think we have got it going on now........LoL.....thanks

Answer 3

Why a country song?

Answer 4

Sounds great.

Answer 5

yeah i think that would be a good song title, for a hank williams jr or hank the 3rd song

Answer 6

I'll drink to that!

Answer 7

That's awesome!

Answer 8

haha, yes that is great!

Answer 9

yes it would

Answer 10

no