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I've never had a job, what would I do? I just forage for food, I've always provided for her and the 3 million kids. I'm sad and scared.

2007-06-15 09:39:44 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

40 answers

Check into a roach motel.....you can check in, but you'll never check out....

2007-06-15 09:50:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If there is an agreement with your wife that she works and you take care of the kids, then you shouldn't have anything to worry about. A "homemaker" does have more responsiblities than just the kids. Are you making dinner, cleaning the house, running the errands, etc? If you are truly sad and scared, then put on a suit and get a job.

2007-06-15 12:42:59 · answer #2 · answered by JoliCart 3 · 1 0

Holy wow I would leave you to. Get your stuff together and get a job you have a family to provide for. You forage for food but yet you have money for the internet something wrong there get your act together and grow up!

2007-06-15 09:50:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You are not providing for her properly or those kids. Get a job and then you won't have to forage for food or have the feeling of being left. Honestly your lucky she hasn't left you already.

2007-06-15 09:47:36 · answer #4 · answered by 20+ years and still in-love! 4 · 1 0

Explain to the little misses, while gently stroking her feelers, that just because you don't have a job doesn't mean you aren't a hard worker. Give her a little greasy crumb from that spot under the stove, or the other spot by the fridge, and let her eat first.
When all done, take a bath in the microwave - everything will be all right.

2007-06-15 09:55:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If you've never had a job how have you provided for your kids? Sounds like you're into some shady business. I'd leave you for sure!

2007-06-15 09:50:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah, for sure she's gonna leave you, but before she does she going to cheat on you, cuz get what, I would. You big parasite. Stop wearing a thong and get your lazy behind up and be a man and where the pants like real men do!!!

2007-06-15 09:54:11 · answer #7 · answered by W.O.W. 2 · 0 0

There's a lot of discrimination out there in the job market, Roach. Try tellin' the Missus she's lucky not to live in a Roach Hotel.

2007-06-15 09:50:32 · answer #8 · answered by charliecizarny 5 · 1 0

LOL!!! Maybe you need to forage a bit more and give her a break.

2007-06-15 09:54:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you are providing for her and her kids which means you have money I dont see why you should have to get a job.
Unless money was an issue.

2007-06-15 09:45:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hmmm....maybe you should hope you end up on the bottom of someone's shoe? Then your wife'd be a widow and would have to provide for the 3M kids herself, THEN she'd appreciate you!

2007-06-15 09:45:59 · answer #11 · answered by Brutally Honest 7 · 2 0

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