Ever been around a fool who start talking about something inappropriate when there were children present?

Question

The other night, one of our friends came by, and he had this dude with him that started talking about how women should eat pineapple a lot to make their cooch taste sweeter......and my boyfriend's 9 year-old son and 13 year-old daughter were RIGHT THERE........gahhhh! >: (

Answer 1

HA, welcome to my life, My Dad's been saying unappropriate things his whole life around us, When I was 11 he was picking us up from the skating rink and asked all of us when we got in the car in front of my mom no less. If we got any stinkfinger, and asked everyone if he could smell their fingers. He then proceeded to tell us that the right way to get in a girls pants was to buy her a Big Mac.

You can see why I remember this so vividly. I think there might have been a girl in the car, but I could be wrong.

Answer 2

lol, no. yet final weekend I heard slightly splash as my 6 12 months previous and that i went into the restroom at walmart. It have been given quiet, yet very stinky. (i think of whomever became doing it have been given embarrassed and became attempting to pretend she wasn't there - through fact i could no longer even see the shadows of ft under the stalls as i attempted to confirm that have been empty!) in any case, my little woman became sitting on the potty finding like she is approximately to be ill. thinking we've been the only 2 interior the bathing room she, very loudly, asked why it smelled so undesirable. I instructed her somebody might desire to have had to pass #2, yet that isn't some thing we would desire to continually be conversing approximately in a public restroom considering that that form of stuff is what they're for. some seconds later i think the undesirable individual interior the subsequent stall could no longer carry it from now on and ... we could basically say it have been given worse. My little woman appeared sicker as she moved quickly to get out of there. and that i had a stressful time no longer bursting out guffawing as i assumed-approximately this same tale you have published above and had this psychological image of my daughter inquiring for a "courtesy flush." (which she did no longer, through fact she is conscious greater desirable.)

Answer 3

Yeah, my nieghbor came over yesterday and was talking about some PS2 game where you have sex with the ladies to get to the next level, and decided to go into detail about it infront of my 6 year old. I had to send him in the house for something so he didnt hear it!

Answer 4

we were at Disneyland of all places and behind 4 kids about 16-17 and one of the guys says to the girls to suck his you know my 5 year old was right behind him and heard the whole thing. Luckily my husband 6'4 and about 280 got in his face and went off so hopefully the stupid kid doesn't make that mistake again

Answer 5

Ah yes, another genius! I have three kids. Right before Christmas someone asked me in front of all my kids, if they STILL believe in Santa. All three are under 4 years of age? Hello? My other favorite is people talking on their cellphone in public and cursing like sailors. It's scary.

Answer 6

Ugh. That's terrible. I mean the only reason why I would ever forgive him is if they just walked in on it or if they were behind him without him knowing.

Answer 7

Yeah, pretty crappy of him, and by the way, tomatos make it taste bad.

Answer 8

You seem to understand what you said.

Answer 9

people like that really bother me! i guess they figure since it's not their kid they don't need to worry about it.

Answer 10

Sure