Will you write a story using these Billy Joel titles?

Question

1. Only The Good Die Young
2. Uptown Girl
3. Piano Man
4. Root Beer Rag
5.Tell Her About It

Answer 1

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

Now that Sunshine's little dog had made if safely home, things were beginning to return to normal. Miss Kitty, U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon's former girlfriend, had kidnapped little Daisie Dixie to seek revenge. Ever since Sunshine MacGillicutty had entered Matt's life, there was little if any room for anything else, least of all, Kitty.
The last time Sunshine had spoken to Kitty, she made her feelings VERY clear:

When Sunshine got to town she walked straight into the LongBranch Saloon....Kitty's place. Doc, Festus and Newley were sitting at a table with Kitty.
Sunshine:"KITTY RUSSELL!!" Kitty dropped her cup of coffee she was so startled!! "You better Run for your Life, you miserable excuse for a decent human being!!"
The men sat opened mouthed as Kitty tried to run upstairs.
Sunshine shot her gun.
Kitty spoke to her friends at the table......."I'm sorry, you know. I really am."
Doc:" (5.)Tell Her About It, not us."
Kitty:"I'm very sorry, Sunshine."
Sunshine:" I have no Sympathy for the Devil! If you ever come near my family again, I'll KILL you!!"
As she stood there saying this.......There wasn't a disbelieving soul in the joint:
http://gertieland.com/nuriaperis/imatges/cg2/cowgirl.jpg

CUT TO COMMERCIAL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbNs9f9crbU&mode=related&search=

Kitty had been afraid to come out of her room all week. By Friday, Sam The Bartender was getting a bit concerned. He knocked on her door.
Sam:"Miss Kitty? We're getting very worried about you. Come on out,maam."
Kitty:"Can't!! Afraid Sunshine will kill me."
Sam:"Awwww, Miss Kitty. (1.) Only The Good Die Young. You're safe!!"
Kitty:"Thanks, Sam!"

She came down the flight of stairs that led to the main room of the LongBranch. The (3.) Piano Man, Mr. Billy Bob JoJo, was playing a real catchy number......"The(4.) Root Beer Rag." Kitty threw caution to the wind, jumped up on a table and started dancing like an Irish washwoman during spring cleaning!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE5kSFzHjy8&mode=related&search=

All at once the music stopped. Everyone fell silent~~~~~~
A voice from the street: "KITTY RUSSELL! Get your fat *** out here!! I'm going to teach you some manners!!" Sunshine sat on her horse:http://imagesource.art.com/images/-/Terri-Moyers/Cowgirl-LE--C10381586.jpeg
Kitty stepped outside......" I happen to be an (2.) Uptown Girl. I do NOT engage in fist fights! Besides.....You're not woman enough to scare me!"
Sunshine got off her horse and convinced her otherwise:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9KWFu6Po7M

ROLL CREDITS.

Answer 2

the uptown girl was at the magizine rack reading the front page of her favorite newspaper.

the front page read "Only the Good Die Young" somehow she doubted that.

She then went to the lounge and asked the piano man if he knew where her friend was- he said she was behind the bar
cleaning up with her Root Beer Rag.

She had this news in her head and wanted to tell her about it.

Answer 3

i wouldnt go down town because i was an UPTOWN GIRL ,that was in love with a Piano MAN , that was killed in a drive by because he went down town , i told the bar tender about it as he tossed his ROOT BEER RAG into the sink but all he could do is tell me TELL HER ABOUT IT so i turned to my friend as the juke box played Only The Good Die YOUNG

Answer 4

I walked along the busy street looking for my girl. She doesn't live downtown, no she's an Uptown Girl. She's always telling me to stay out of trouble but it was a hot day and I could hear music coming from the basement bar I'd reached. I went in to listen and enjoy a drink. The Piano man was very good and I ordered a root beer whilst I sat on a stool at the bar to listen and watch. The barman was clumsy and spilled the drink down my sleeve. He started to mop it nervously with a piece of dirty cloth he got from a shelf behind the bar. 'Hey' I shouted 'Don't use that root beer rag on my suit, you'll make it worse!' He carried on despite my protests. 'Carry on and I'll shoot you.' I said, 'And remember only the good die young.' With that he stopped looked at me and said 'Hey buddy, don't threaten me. I know your girl and she's told you to stay out of trouble. Do anything rash and Ill tell her about it.' He was right of course so I let him clean my sleeve, accepted his replacement drink and after throwing it down my throat, walked out to continue my journey wetter but wiser.

Answer 5

Name's, Root. ...Root Young. And, I knew I was in trouble staring down the barrell of his Smith & Wesson.

"Hey, now! Easy. I'm good! It's all good!", I fumbled for words.

He slowly pulled back the hammer as he snarled in a gruff whisper dripping with sarcasm like a two scoop cone from Coney on the 4th of July.

"So you're good? And, it's all good? Well, guess what? This is 'Rag's World'. And, in 'Rag's World', only the good die, Young."

Then, "click."

Misfired! In that instant, I grabbed the barrel just as he attempted to deliver another round. "BAM!"

It was an immense empty warehouse on the lower eastside and that second shot rang out so loud, you could have heard it all the way UPTOWN, girlfriend! We both dropped to our knees and covered our ears to try to drown out the ringing.

"Remind me never to do THAT again. That was worse than listening to you bang the piano, man!", he said shouting as if I were in the next county.

"WHAT YOU SAY, RAG?", I hollered back. He didn't/couldn't hear me. And, I didn't/couldn't really have cared less what he had said. After all, the guy had just tried to ventilate my head!

We lolled around for awhile alternatively grunting and shaking our heads until Quasimodo quit pulling on the bell rope.

"You should have seen the look on your face when I stuck that gun in your mug and pulled the trigger! I about wet my drawers, it was hilarious! ...They were only blanks, ya know."

"Oh, yeah. Real, big, fun... Doofus! You're not the only one who about wet his drawers! ...And, you? What about YOUR face when you stumped that first round? You were sorta like, 'Huh?' Like when people ask you your name. 'Rag.' What kinda idiot name is, 'Rag,' anyway? Hungwegian?!"

"Hey, come over here any time you want your 'wegian' hung, and I'd be GLAD to oblige, Root."

"Beer, Rag?", I said as I reached into the stashsack.

THE stashsack, we ALWAYS bring the stashsack for male bonding time. Yeah, right. "Male bonding time..." he had said. "Male bonding time..." he had LIED. About the only bonding I wanted to do right now involved Rag and pair of cement shoes. But, then again, you did have to make allowances for Rag. EVERYONE made allowances for Rag. Sometimes, he just lives in "Rag's World" where stuff only makes sense to him. USUALLY he was pretty harmless, though.

"Sure, pop two and let's head home. ...Ya know, I wouldn't have had to do take such drastic measures if ya had only promised you wouldn't tell her about it. ...You're not are ya?"

"Not what?"

"Knot head. That's what."

"What's that?"

"What?"

"THAT!! Fer pete's sake" I said pointing to an oozing stain slowly growing on the floor in front of us.

"...Well, don't step in it!", I cautioned as we shuffled closer to try to satisfy our wondering eyes.

"Huh, looks like blood."

Answer 6

dear god no.