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One time I locked my keys in my car, and acalled a co-worker to come and help me. She and I were standing there trying to unlock the door with a coat hanger, and two priests approached us to ask if we needed help. Just as they got up to us, she almost had the door open, but the coat hanger slipped, and she missed the lock, and yelled "F#CK!" at the top of her lungs.

I nearly choked to death trying to keep from laughing.........

2007-06-15 07:41:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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i was eating sunday breakfast at a family restaurant. it had been a long night of drinking saturday, and i was still a bit buzzed up. it was pretty loud in there, and i was conversating with my friends. i was explaining where my work was located. while i was explaining this to him, it got real quiet all of a sudden, right when i was saying "it's right down the road from the (gets real quiet) f$%kin titty bar". everyone had just come from church, all dressed nice with their little ones. i felt pretty bad.

2007-06-15 07:52:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I was dealing with an especially annoying customer on the phone who wouldn't have even shown the slightest bit of satisfaction EVEN if I had regurgitated exactly what she had wanted to hear. The phones had been ringing off the hook all day, it was a busy, stressful time of year... so said customer was going on one of her many rants, all the while I'm angrily mouthing "f*ck you f*ck you f*ck you" so passionately that I didn't realize she had stopped her venomous rant. I'm fairly certain she had heard it, but that went unadressed. When she finally left me alone, I slammed the phone down and before I knew what I was saying, I had belted out one final, loud "f*ck you" just in time for my supervisor to walk in the room. She must have been feeling the same way because she wasn't particularly surprised or upset.... but I'd certainly never say that in front of her.

2016-05-21 02:56:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

My story involves a priest, a crowded church, but no obsenity....

When I was about eleven or twelve, our family went to Pittsburgh for Easter. We were sitting in a crowded church of about 3,000 people and the priest was talking....all eyes were on him, when my favorite uncle leaned over and whispered "That's a bunch of balogney!" Puzzled, I said "What is?" He held his hands about two feet apart and said "A piece about this long!" I busted out laughing hysterically for about ten seconds, during which time the priest stopped talking, and EVERYONE in the church turned and looked at me.
Needless to say, as soon as mass let out, my mother made sure I had a sore butt before we hit the steps! It's hilarious now.
Thanks for letting me reminisce....have a great day.

2007-06-15 08:17:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I was in the middle of a final exam once and I got a text message, well on my phone when I got a text it used to say mail MotherF*cker!, Well needless to say the whole class of about 60 and the professor heard it, when I got up to turn my exam in, everyone started laughin and the professor said must of been a hard test if you had to swear at it.

Needless to say I was red.

2007-06-15 08:04:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I said God D****t in front of a catholic priest one time. My face turned bright red and I said I'm sorry. He looked at me and pointed to the sky and said "we know".

2007-06-15 07:49:46 · answer #5 · answered by casey_leftwich 5 · 3 0

when my ex-wife and i were buying a house..her mother kept meddling about what colors to pick out for like the counters and stuff..and the bath room tiles,,i was talking to my then wife in another room and said ..tell that bitchy mother of course to stay out of this,,it;s our decision...I didn't know that she was in the next room..she or my ex didn't talk to me for a week...and i didn't get to pick out anything...lol

2007-06-15 07:50:42 · answer #6 · answered by Lefty 7 · 1 0

At my grandma's and we were helping move her furniture and she kept changing her mind. My idiot helper drops it and I yell out things about his mother, which I forget is also my grandma. My uncle hates me now.

2007-06-15 07:47:16 · answer #7 · answered by Dann 5 · 1 0

yeah, when i was giving my tour through the factory an oompa loompa bit me and i let the F word slip

2007-06-15 07:46:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

That isr eal funny. I haven't in along time. I can't remember the last time even.

2007-06-15 07:49:39 · answer #9 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 1 0

Sad to say, I do.

2007-06-15 08:05:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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