2007-06-15 06:30:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i'l tell you blonde jokes:--
1.A blonde nd a brunette were walking down the street. Suddenly the brunette spots a dead bird on the road and says to her blond friend, " poor dead bird". The blonde looks up in the sky and yells, "Where? Where?"!!!
2. A blond goes to a library and yells," Can i have chips and sandwiches please??"
The librarian walks up to her and whispers into her ear, "this is a library". then the blond says in a very low voice" Can i have chips and sandwiches please??"!!!
3. A blond and her another blond friend were going in a car.
After some time, they saw a blond farmer rowing a boat in his cropfield. The blond friend says to the one who was driving, " You know it's blondes like these who let the people make fun of us."
the other one says" you are right. if i could swim, i'd drown her!"
i hope they made you laugh!
2007-06-15 06:43:09 · answer #1 · answered by iRock 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?'
The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.'
'Your wasting your time,' said the boy.
'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled.
'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
2007-06-15 13:36:44 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was slightly attacked by a plastic bag, let me explain. My friend and her sister picked me up for karaoke one night. She had the moonroof open, and I had the window cracked in the backseat. Well I heard the rustling sound of a plastic bag but didn't think anything of it until......out of the corner of my eye I see the plastic bag at the side of my head near the window! I starting waving my arms around and was like, WTF?!?! I wasn't hurt or suffacated or anything; it was just funny because things like that tend to happen to me......;-)
2007-06-15 14:04:05 · answer #3 · answered by gemchic81 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The elephant says to the camel: "how come you have your bubs on your back?"
The camel answers: "This from the guy who has a dick on his face!!"
2007-06-15 13:34:03 · answer #4 · answered by Carla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..lastnight my husband and son we're talking about their surf trip the day before, they we're ripping on this one guy..how he stands on his board, trying to catch a wave..and he yells, 'look at me, I shred!' they were laughing soooo hard...guess you had to be here...
2007-06-15 13:34:34 · answer #5 · answered by Forever 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the word "dookie" comes to mind. that always makes me giggle
2007-06-15 13:34:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm naked and it's really cold inside my house. Have you ever seen a slinky when it's all coiled up? Do you think they look cute like that? Please say yes.
2007-06-15 13:35:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Knock Knock
[who's there?]
The interupting cow
[the int...]
MOOOOO!!!
Best knock knock joke EVER!!!!
2007-06-15 13:40:58 · answer #8 · answered by MamiZorro2 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my co worker fell flat on her face this morning.
2007-06-15 13:34:24 · answer #9 · answered by jack jack 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your name is Blonde Bob and your avatar is a girl....
2007-06-15 13:35:05 · answer #10 · answered by Lefty 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋