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You'd be surprised what a Mars bar can do for you

;-)

2007-06-15 05:18:08 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Superstar dj..lmao

2007-06-15 05:34:19 · update #1

42 answers

If men were as satisfying as chocolate we probably won't want the chocolate so much..what do u think!

2007-06-15 22:33:12 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

Lol if that is the case then there is definitely something wrong with you. No offence. Have you ever thought that if you maybe cut down on the chocolate and lost some weight your fella may become more interested in lasting longer than 10 seconds?

2007-06-15 05:26:54 · answer #2 · answered by Open your eyes 4 · 0 1

I'm sorry that when you bite us caramel nuggent doesn't come pouring out. I'm sure with genetic engineering it's possible some day. If it makes me sound tastier, I lounge around the house like a Mars bar not in use...except my wrapper is always off when I'm home.

2007-06-15 05:23:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Sorry to disagree, but I am every bit as satisfying as chocolate and I don't rot your teeth or make you fat.
Even better than that, give me a call and I will bring chocolate with me - you can have both of us!
Cheers, Steve.

2007-06-15 05:45:11 · answer #4 · answered by Steve J 7 · 1 0

My wife gets the best of both worlds. I reward her with chocolate if she has sex with me. ;-)

She does get through a lot of Mars bars when I'm not around, and doesn't seem to be putting on weight.

2007-06-15 05:28:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Have you seen what a woman can do with a bar of flake.
Ohhhhhhh, I can only dream I was that bar of flake.
Yes, now I am showing my age.

2007-06-15 15:20:04 · answer #6 · answered by barnowl 4 · 1 0

Men, wouldn't it be wonderful if women were as satisfying as football?
You would be surprised what some balls can do for you.

2007-06-15 07:01:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I agree 100%

2007-06-15 05:19:59 · answer #8 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1 0

Yeah. If you dont want the chocolate right now, the chocolate understands

If i dont want sex, my boyfriend throws a temper tantrum

2007-06-15 05:21:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

oooh yes you got it right there your so clever !! im glad im not the only 1 who thinks so ! there so smooth and warming and sweet and soft oooh there cosmic lo :0) great question star for you !

2007-06-15 05:22:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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