My 5 year old was playing with her dinner, I asked her," To stop playing with her food, eat it." Adding ,"Some children have no food, they go to bed hungry. You are one lucky little girl!"
She pipes up and had a good come back, "Mom how do you know this, what are their names and where do they live?
Can we mail this yucky food to them?"
(I had to excuse myself from the table, to have a chuckle)
2007-06-15 01:42:37 · 23 answers · asked by Bluelady... 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The real kicker was the next day at preschool had a box for canned goods, dry foods to help the Food Bank. So she came home and said, "Mom, I know where those kids live, so get the food ready that I don't like. They live in our town, it's that boy who asked for apple at the play ground!"
(Everyday is something new with her) LOL
2007-06-15 01:59:20 · update #1
My third oldest daughter who is nearly 20 now, when she was about 4.. she felt she needed to help her mother and I with the household chores, so one day... she wanted to help us with the laundry, so we put her in charge of helping her mother load and unload the washer/dryer.
We got down to the laundromat and she's doing wonderfully until the last load comes out of the dryer. There was an elderly woman waiting to use it after we did, and my daughter promptly puts the clothes in the basket and digs around for a moment...pulling out one of her mother's thongs and proclaiming loudly - holding said article of clothing over her head...
"My mum's got knickers that go up her bum!"
2007-06-15 02:23:31 · answer #1 · answered by Gabriel 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My little sister must not have been more than 2 when we were sitting in a pew in the front of a "stuck up" catholic church when it was time for a silent prayer. My sister stood up on the pew, turned around to face everyone and simultaneously stomped her foot and yelled "God damn it!" Everyone gasped and she quite proudly sat back down.
2016-05-21 01:10:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at a restaurant celebrating the 5 year olds birthday the waiter says" so your celebrating your Birthday, when did you turn 5. The birthday boy replied, " after 4"
2007-06-15 02:15:32 · answer #3 · answered by tman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My little nephew while at the doctors office saw a large woman of color sitting in the waiting room , so he yells out while pointing , " Look mommy it's Aunt Jamima :)) ". My sister said she was never so embarrassed , the lady just laughed :))
2007-06-15 01:47:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I was at the drug store one day for some yeast infection medicine, and my husband whispers to me, here honey, the monistat is right here, and my daughter blurts out MOMMY WHY DO YOU NEED MONISTAT thats pretty embarrassing. another time i was in the shower and she came in there to use the bathroom....she looked in the shower with her sweet little face and said...mommy, why do your boobies hang down so much. What can you say to that? lol
2007-06-15 01:47:40 · answer #5 · answered by ~~kelly~~ 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
ok she was honest to you and only wanted to know where the hungry kids are living!as i know her she would spend her meal to a kid !im sure she would! you teached her all that ! little brat be nice take care for others and so on ! in my mind it was a great questions she used her brain ! have a nice day bab
2007-06-15 05:26:04 · answer #6 · answered by bubbles 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have six year old twin boys and recently had a baby. A few weeks after the baby was born, one of the twins asks me, "Mom, how did you get that baby out of your tummy? Frew your mouf!!?? (He can't say his "TH's) I laughed so hard I nearly dropped the baby!
2007-06-15 01:50:52 · answer #7 · answered by hottiecj *~♥~*~♥~* 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When my cousin was 4 I asked him when he was going to be 5 he paused and said "On my next birthday" what a great kid.
2007-06-15 01:46:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When my son was 4 he spanked people at Disney World. I asked wny and he said he wanted to see thier butts jiggle.
2007-06-15 01:47:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
just the other day my daughter and son were having a spelling contest,my 8 year old boy says I know how to spell NERDY,my 6 yrold girl says I do to,then she preceded to spell out his name and said I spelled nerdy just fine!
I couldnt stop laughing
2007-06-15 01:49:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋