2007-06-15 01:38:06 · 24 answers · asked by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
put your hands in holy water then shout "It burns, it burns!" That would be funny.
2007-06-15 01:50:52 · answer #1 · answered by AntuX 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I can never ever say that the guy(I don't know) sitting next to me is really very ugly when I'm inside the church. I come there to ask for God's enlightenment not for Satan's deeds.
2007-06-15 08:45:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Curse words
2007-06-15 08:48:45 · answer #3 · answered by judie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never tell the pastor his wife is a hot date.
2007-06-15 08:42:48 · answer #4 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would probably never say: "I bet I could beat Jesus in a fight"
Wow, that was random of me. I'd probably get my *** kicked anyway lol.
2007-06-15 08:43:06 · answer #5 · answered by Philly Iggles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When everyone is praying, you should blow one of those air horn thingys...Scare the HELL out of everybody! Then you could say you were doing everyone a favor.
2007-06-15 10:33:00 · answer #6 · answered by MoMo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At the top of your lungs yell, "THANK GOD. BUBBA, YOU GO GET THE BEER AND I WILL GET THE GRILL STARTED. WE MAY STILL HAVE TIME TO EAT BEFORE THE GAME STARTS."
2007-06-15 12:33:10 · answer #7 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can feel the demons running through me!!!
2007-06-15 08:43:43 · answer #8 · answered by special sock puppet 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make mine a double, bartender.
(during communion)
2007-06-15 08:42:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Anything blasphemous.
2007-06-15 08:42:58 · answer #10 · answered by sideways 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋