2007-06-15 01:09:56 · 35 answers · asked by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Is your mom/sister as hot as you are? I've always had this fantasy about being in a threesome..."
"I sho' can't wait to tap dat azz..."
"Don't worry...my doctor says my herpes are in their dormant stage..."
"So who's your favorite - Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte or Samantha? I prefer Samantha...her outfits are just so FIERCE!!!"
"I'm doing some volunteer work at the church next week with Tom and Katie...wanna come with?"
"So...what safe word do you like to use?"
2007-06-15 02:48:33 · answer #1 · answered by dreamchaser8860 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really feel in my heart you should never lie on a first date cause that lie will haunt you later if things work out......
2007-06-15 01:17:19 · answer #2 · answered by SJ H 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You've got a face that reminds me of a Camel
2007-06-15 01:13:31 · answer #3 · answered by malcolmg 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You sure looked better last time I saw you!
Don't tell me you actually paid for those clothes
2007-06-15 01:48:41 · answer #4 · answered by *Casey * 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May I have a goodnight BJ?
2007-06-15 01:31:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"My shrink said I'm now ready for intimacy".
"My probation officer thinks I'm rehabilitated".
"My drug dealer gives me freebies. You want some?"
"I still love my ex".
"My HIV test results were inconclusive".
"My mother doesn't like me out past eleven".
"Hitler was just a passionate guy who was misunderstood".
"No sugar, thanks. I'm sweet enough already".
"That redness on my left testicle is just a bite mark".
"I don't want children. I'm trying to cut down. They're really high in calories".
2007-06-15 01:14:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Would you like gopher gravy on your steak?
2007-06-15 02:16:09 · answer #7 · answered by Professor Riddle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound just like your mother
2007-06-15 01:20:39 · answer #8 · answered by stevemobile@sbcglobal.net 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So what's your thoughts on marriage and having children.
2007-06-15 01:21:39 · answer #9 · answered by Bazinga 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow!!You look fat!
Hey you mind paying for the check?
2007-06-15 01:13:59 · answer #10 · answered by tom r 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋