2007-06-14 18:35:23 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
That is so nice of you, Chelsea is a great kid.
This is a tough one as Bill has about everything a man could want-a loving wife and daughter devoted to him to the end.
I would suggest she give her father a genealogy chart. In 2004, genealogists discovered that U.S. Presidential candidates George W. Bush and John Kerry shared a common ancestral couple in the 1500s. It was reported that the two men are sixteenth cousins, three times removed.
You should get one also-who knows-Bill-Hillary or Nancy Pelosi could be your cousin. Wouldn't that be a kick in the pants !
2007-06-14 20:38:48 · answer #1 · answered by GO HILLARY 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Are you stuck in some alternate dimension where it's still the mid 1990s? I mean Jesus H. Christ -- Bill Clinton has been out of the oval office for nearly seven years. When are the conservatives gonna drop all this Clinton bashing?
2007-06-15 02:14:09 · answer #2 · answered by Cacaoatl 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Monica Lewinsky doll hehe
and get him one of the cards with hillary on the cover and that say see there are scarier things then being a father
2007-06-15 01:54:05 · answer #3 · answered by austinblnd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
New furniture for the White House, the last got defiled from the last occupant.
2007-06-15 02:55:57 · answer #4 · answered by willow, the yodakitty from hell 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A real wife maybe?
I don't know.....
Where would you find one for him?
I know!
Paris Hilton would be an excellent match for Bill after all she did say she wasn't going to do stupid things anymore.
And if she's a good girl he might just give her a nice little reward.
Although I wonder if she likes cigars?
Because we all know Bill does.
2007-06-15 01:55:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A nice big bright shiny Hummer and a bunch of gift certificates for fast food burgers, fries and shakes and a box of donuts.
Choice # 2 a new little black book.
2007-06-15 01:48:35 · answer #6 · answered by inzaratha 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't know, but I hear the Hillary campaign committee is buying him a chastity belt! Hillary will have the only key.
2007-06-15 12:14:39 · answer #7 · answered by Matt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something to decorate the White House Residence when he moves back in next year.
2007-06-15 02:01:22 · answer #8 · answered by Sageandscholar 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A large box of large cigars. They're a great substitute for a male prosthesis and cheaper, too.
2007-06-15 03:56:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you gonna use the money the Clintons charged there liberal friends to sleep in the Lincoln bedroom, to buy him a gift?
2007-06-15 01:45:54 · answer #10 · answered by dez604 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋