If you were hosting a mingler and saw that Jesus and Satan weren't talking, how would you get them to?

Question

Any particular topics or shared interests you'd bring up?

Answer 1

I'd grab the Ouija board outta the garage and join them. We'll channel God Himself and see if we can't work this all out. Only we'd have to unscrew the end of a flashlight to use as a planchet 'cuz I lost the genuine pointy-dealie yonks ago.

We'll follow that up with a nice game of Jenga. My first question for Jesus: "Why didn't you write your own book?" My first question for Satan: "Did you make me do it?"

Answer 2

I would say, "What's the matter, Jesus? When you come a"cross" a sense of humor, let us know." Then I would turn to satan and say, "If you tempt Jesus with an apple, then you can show him your serpent."

Answer 3

I'd say, "Hey Jesus, do that bread/fish thing you do."

This would undoubtedly start Satan on a whole one-upmanship bender.

Answer 4

I'd invite them to play parcheesi, or charades. Maybe even twister, because who can resist "accidently" copping a feel when your playing twister? Even if it is Jesus's junk?

Answer 5

I'd offer up that whole my Dad kicked you out of Heaven thing. That outta spark some debate.

Answer 6

involve them in a game of twister!
or, ask them if the notice the effects of global warming at their place.

Answer 7

they can talk about George Bush.. since both of them currently rejects him.... (can you believe that) i think if i bring the subject up... they'd have a nice laugh talking about him.

Answer 8

Politics, it would eventaully lead to religion & war.

Answer 9

I would say, "hey you two, dont tell anyone, but let's go smoke a bowl." then they'd look around and at each other suspiciously but hey its weed so i know they'd probably do it. you know they had to. if they existed, that is

Answer 10

Spike their fruit punch with cocaine and then say, "So, the Apocalypse... whadd'ya really think's gonna happen?"