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Most Likely to Overthrow the Prom King and Queen in a Violent Coup.

2007-06-14 17:53:29 · answer #1 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 4 0

First of all, my high school never even had a prom. So, with no prom, there was no prom queen either.

I should've been the prom queen because we all know I'm the texting queen as it is. I'm also a princess and we know that princesses become queens. It is inevitable!!

Now, another reason I should have been prom queen...this goes back to the girl who tried to steal my date at homecoming. He and I should've been crowned king and queen just to get on her nerves!!

EDIT

...oops...I misread the question..read it too fast. I thought you said "tell me a funny little tale why you SHOULD have been crowned." LOL So enjoy my tale.

I should have been crowned English Queen! ;)

2007-06-14 17:55:02 · answer #2 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 0 0

I was a geek in high school. The prom queens didn't know I existed. When I came back out of the Marine Corps, a few of them noticed, but most were married and saddled with life's burdens, and were soon to be divorced. I was glad I missed all of that. I have married once; many of my classmates are on their third or fourth marriages. Sometimes being the tortoise does pay off. You deserve far better. You are someone to love and cherish as well as Cyndie and Katydid. Where have all the good men gone?

2007-06-14 18:53:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Most Likely to Overthrow the Prom King and Queen in a Bloody Coup.

2016-05-20 23:54:43 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I REFUSED to go to my Prom...I was an activist...I did not hang with the "Soches" the Social Butterflies....and I didn't want some nerd touching me and having to pretend I liked it when in fact dressing up like a goon, I always wear black.....fyi...if you saw Romi and Michelle's High School Reunion, I would have played the part that Jeanine Garofolo did., I always wore black anyway..no colour!!!...short and a fast smoker....sharp tongue and wit. No I had NO use for any of that shite and it made my Mother cry that I refused to go.......why waste perfectly good time, my time, and money on the dress that Wouldn't be laid to rest in? I go for people WITH brains, not simply pimply testserone. UGH! I STILL would not go!!!!!!!
I am the one at the rally when Nixon came thru that helld a sign saying "Fighting for Peace is like F****** for Chastity" & yes I got chased by the men sieht the shiny shoes but I was a sprinter....so what crown name do I get for that???hmmmm?I was 16 at the time......I out ran them!!!!!! lol
Thanks
Cheers
xxoxx
Mistress Elizza Lioncourt
P.S. I was named the Queen of hearts out of EVERYONE...THAT pissed me the feck off ....so there you have it.

2007-06-14 18:38:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Mr. Crude Himself
Real title - I got in an argument in college at the dining commons with friends. I ran out of point to make, so I belched. The noise must have hit a perfect resonance - it came out so loudly that the entire dining commons went silent. The title stuck ... and was deserved.

2007-06-14 17:57:37 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Went to an all boy college prep school; being crowned queen would have carried a dynamically different connotation, and legacy.

2007-06-15 05:31:05 · answer #7 · answered by X 4 · 0 0

Most Likely To Be On The Cast Of Saturday Night Live

(The ones who won it for both genders voted for me for the men!)

2007-06-14 17:53:58 · answer #8 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 0 0

I should have been crowned the most unobservant person on the planet. In school when something happened, everyone would see it but me. I miss everything. What's my problem? Hahahahaha. I really need to pay attention!

2007-06-14 17:55:39 · answer #9 · answered by Molly 6 · 0 0

Queen of the Klutz

2007-06-14 17:53:00 · answer #10 · answered by lemonlimeemt 6 · 0 0

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